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Joe E Lewis Quotes

If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor Picture Quote #1

You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough Picture Quote #1

You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough Picture Quote #1

I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong Picture Quote #1

You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got something! Picture Quote #1

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks Picture Quote #1

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I’m still chasing girls. I don’t remember what for, but I’m still chasing them Picture Quote #1

You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got something Picture Quote #1

I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong Picture Quote #1

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks Picture Quote #1

They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses Picture Quote #1

If you drink like a fish, don’t drive: swim Picture Quote #1

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I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors Picture Quote #1

There’s only one thing money won’t buy, and that is poverty Picture Quote #1

I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink Picture Quote #1

Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum Picture Quote #1

It pays to get drunk with the best people Picture Quote #1

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on Picture Quote #1

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I always wake up at the crack of ice Picture Quote #1

We can afford almost any mistake once Picture Quote #1

I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise Picture Quote #1

I drink to forget I drink Picture Quote #1

I don’t like money actually, but it quiets the nerves Picture Quote #1

I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely Picture Quote #1

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I play in the low 80s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play Picture Quote #1

I’m still chasing girls. I don’t remember what for, but I’m still chasing them Picture Quote #1

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster Picture Quote #1

Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better Picture Quote #1

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in 14 days I lost two weeks Picture Quote #1

Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I’m thirsty, not dirty Picture Quote #1

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If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor (Joe E Lewis Quotes) You only live once - but if you work it right, once is enough (Joe E Lewis Quotes) You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough (Joe E Lewis Quotes) I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong. (Joe E Lewis Quotes) You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got something! (Joe E Lewis Quotes) I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks (Joe E Lewis Quotes) I’m still chasing girls. I don’t remember what for, but I’m still chasing them. (Joe E Lewis Quotes) You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to roll over and float on his back, then you got something (Joe E Lewis Quotes) I never went to school beyond the 3rd grade, but my mother taught me the difference between right and wrong (Joe E Lewis Quotes) I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I had lost exactly two weeks (Joe E Lewis Quotes) They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what they decided? I need glasses (Joe E Lewis Quotes) If you drink like a fish, don’t drive: swim (Joe E Lewis Quotes) I know a lot more old drunks than old doctors (Joe E Lewis Quotes) There’s only one thing money won’t buy, and that is poverty (Joe E Lewis Quotes) I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink (Joe E Lewis Quotes) Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum (Joe E Lewis Quotes) It pays to get drunk with the best people (Joe E Lewis Quotes) A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on (Joe E Lewis Quotes) I always wake up at the crack of ice (Joe E Lewis Quotes) We can afford almost any mistake once (Joe E Lewis Quotes) I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise (Joe E Lewis Quotes) I drink to forget I drink (Joe E Lewis Quotes) I don’t like money actually, but it quiets the nerves (Joe E Lewis Quotes) I met with an accident on the way to the track; I arrived safely (Joe E Lewis Quotes) I play in the low 80s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play (Joe E Lewis Quotes) I’m still chasing girls. I don’t remember what for, but I’m still chasing them (Joe E Lewis Quotes) I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster (Joe E Lewis Quotes) Boys, I have been rich and I have been poor, and believe me being rich is better (Joe E Lewis Quotes) I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in 14 days I lost two weeks (Joe E Lewis Quotes) Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I’m thirsty, not dirty (Joe E Lewis Quotes)

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