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Joan Rivers Quotes

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I’m in nobody’s circle, I’ve always been an outsider  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Every television show you go on is a choice  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I hate reality shows that are not reality  (Joan Rivers Quotes) The thing is, I’m happiest when I’m on stage  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Looking 50 is great, if you’re 60  (Joan Rivers Quotes) We all mourn in our own way. I mourn with a great steak  (Joan Rivers Quotes) At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Why women don’t blink during foreplay... not enough time  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Life is very tough. If you don’t laugh, it’s tough  (Joan Rivers Quotes) No man will ever put his hand up your dress looking for a library card  (Joan Rivers Quotes) She’s so fat, she’s my two best friends  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry  (Joan Rivers Quotes) If I found her floating in my pool, I’d punish my dog  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I think anyone who’s perfectly happy isn’t particularly funny  (Joan Rivers Quotes) I was born in 1962 and the room next to me was 1963  (Joan Rivers Quotes) If you don’t want gays in the military, make the uniforms ugly  (Joan Rivers Quotes) When you can laugh at yourself no one can ever make a fool of you  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Life goes by fast. Enjoy it. Calm down. It’s all funny  (Joan Rivers Quotes) If you laugh at it, you can deal with it  (Joan Rivers Quotes) With this face, I need all the deals I can get  (Joan Rivers Quotes) My body is a temple, and my temple needs redecorating  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Don’t worry about the money. Love the process  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Anyone that says looks don’t count is lying  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Never admit that your back goes out more than you do  (Joan Rivers Quotes) What we do is a calling... we make people happy  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Comedy is truth. We should not apologize for it  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Happiness, at my age, is breathing  (Joan Rivers Quotes) Never floss a stranger  (Joan Rivers Quotes)
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