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Jo Brand Quotes

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People say you should read your criticism because it will make you a better person but it doesn’t. It just makes you a sad bitter old showbiz nightmare  (Jo Brand Quotes) So, I kind of rather was hoping that people thought it would have a nice mixture of different topics and it also takes in the fact that I’ve had two children recently  (Jo Brand Quotes) With two small children, I haven’t had a wash since 2001 so the chance to go shopping is way down the list. It is something I do intend to get  (Jo Brand Quotes) If you want to get a pet for your child, I suggest a chicken so that when they get bored of it after a couple of days at least you can have a nice roast dinner  (Jo Brand Quotes) My doctor told me I should get out of breath three times a week, so I took up smoking  (Jo Brand Quotes) They say revenge is a dish best eaten cold, but for most people, by the time it’s ready to eat, they just don’t fancy it any more  (Jo Brand Quotes) When you get to know someone, you find there’s something nasty in their woodshed  (Jo Brand Quotes) And I also felt that no one in an audience could abuse me worse than the sort of abuse I had had at work as a psychiatric nurse  (Jo Brand Quotes) I like men. They are hugely entertaining, but they have a lot of shortcomings and you just have to bear those in mind  (Jo Brand Quotes) A lot of people do that kind of nostalgia stuff believing that they were very happy in their teenage years, but that’s probably just an illusion  (Jo Brand Quotes) Does anyone really go into nursing intending to be apathetic, cold and removed from suffering? I find that very difficult to believe  (Jo Brand Quotes) Even when I wasn’t overweight I was never one of those girls or women who wanted to look nice. I always thought it wasn’t important  (Jo Brand Quotes) Everything becomes magnified at night. Sounds travel in a different way, it’s dark, and everything seems far more spooky  (Jo Brand Quotes) Having children is fab. They keep me young and make me get up in the morning  (Jo Brand Quotes) How do you conduct an intimate relationship where no one ever loses it? Where no one ever lashes out, where no one ever smacks anyone in the mouth?  (Jo Brand Quotes) I buy smoked mackerel in a vain attempt at being healthy. I do actually really like it, and you don’t have to cook it, which is handy  (Jo Brand Quotes) I cannot abide anyone treating another human being like a piece of dirt, whatever the context  (Jo Brand Quotes) I have a utilitarian approach to dressing; as long as I quite like it and it covers me up, I don’t care what it is  (Jo Brand Quotes) I have such admiration for single mothers. I simply don’t comprehend how you’d cope with that intensity, the lack of breaks, ever, on your own  (Jo Brand Quotes) I like to read my diary occasionally to remind myself what a miserable, alienated old sod I used to be  (Jo Brand Quotes) I must be an anorexic because an anorexic looks in the mirror and sees a fat person  (Jo Brand Quotes) I never ever take into consideration the consequences of my actions until it’s too late  (Jo Brand Quotes) I think the key attributes for a good speaker are someone that’s articulate and someone that puts a fair amount of humour into what they do  (Jo Brand Quotes) I used to get nervous about three weeks before a gig... now I’ve managed to condense it down to a manageable ten minutes  (Jo Brand Quotes) I was always being called upon to be an honorary boy alongside my brothers. I don’t think I’d be a comic now if it hadn’t been for that  (Jo Brand Quotes) I’m not a flag waver for obesity. It’s not healthy, and you have a crap life because there is such a downer on it  (Jo Brand Quotes) I’ve never trained as an actor. I’ve always thought I’m not a good actor. I’ve been told I’m not a good actor by a lot of people  (Jo Brand Quotes) It’s actually very hard when you’re settled in one place to completely uproot yourself and go  (Jo Brand Quotes) My dad’s a very sensitive man, but as the archetypal rebellious teenager, I didn’t realise that  (Jo Brand Quotes) My preference is swimming in the sea. I find the sea is more liberating, wild and good fun rather than plodding up and down a pool  (Jo Brand Quotes)
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