|

|

Advertisements

Jo Brand Quotes

Let’s face it: I am not a professional runner Picture Quote #1

People can forgive each other Picture Quote #1

Anything is good if it's made of chocolate Picture Quote #1

I’ve never been a fan of euphemism Picture Quote #1

I just don’t like travelling very much Picture Quote #1

Each generation has a backlash against the generation before Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

Even nice things don’t make you happy when you’re tired Picture Quote #1

I don’t hold any candle for drama versus comedy Picture Quote #1

I like to shock people Picture Quote #1

I thought I was funny as a kid Picture Quote #1

I’ve no interest in fashion, shoes, handbags, or sweaty shopping Picture Quote #1

Madness isn’t altogether a bad thing in comedy Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

Punk allowed women to stop looking feminine. Oh, the relief Picture Quote #1

What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon? Picture Quote #1

When you have children, your house smells very unpleasant all the time Picture Quote #1

My mum always felt that women deserved as much as men, and should have as much power, so I suppose I opted to go into a very male-dominated arena to try and prove that Picture Quote #1

So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and I do tend to smile and have more than one expression these days hopefully - which I didn’t at the beginning Picture Quote #1

The thing I thought about doing it was it’s Comic Relief and you’ve got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can’t sing Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it’s something to do with the social structure of society Picture Quote #1

It’s a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go, probably not specifically for DVD, but there are extra bits on it that aren’t on anything else, so as exciting as that sounds Picture Quote #1

Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more relaxed ‘cause the initial style you couldn’t watch for more than ten minutes without wanting to kill me Picture Quote #1

I’ve been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples Picture Quote #1

I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that’ll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday Picture Quote #1

I went on the pill when I was 16, put on four stone... so that proved to be a very effective contraceptive Picture Quote #1

Advertisements

I think it’s difficult, if you’re a quite private person like I am, to write about your life very intimately Picture Quote #1

I am a hip-hop artist, as you probably know. My hip-hop name is Big Smalls Picture Quote #1

I believe that if your brain has to get to grips with complicated words, then you won’t get Alzheimer’s. I’m sure it’s not true, but I do believe it Picture Quote #1

I never think, ‘Where am I going to be in a year’s time?’ That seems to be a sure way of missing the fact that you might be quite happy now Picture Quote #1

I think self-esteem is fluid. It’s not a fixed state, and so some days are better than others Picture Quote #1

Jeremy Clarkson is rather charming, but I can’t stomach his public persona. I don’t like his casual racism and casual misogyny Picture Quote #1

1 2 3 4 5

Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

Inspirational Quotes

Advertisements

Text Quotes

Let’s face it: I am not a professional runner (Jo Brand Quotes) People can forgive each other (Jo Brand Quotes) Anything is good if it's made of chocolate (Jo Brand Quotes) I’ve never been a fan of euphemism (Jo Brand Quotes) I just don’t like travelling very much (Jo Brand Quotes) Each generation has a backlash against the generation before (Jo Brand Quotes) Even nice things don’t make you happy when you’re tired (Jo Brand Quotes) I don’t hold any candle for drama versus comedy (Jo Brand Quotes) I like to shock people (Jo Brand Quotes) I thought I was funny as a kid (Jo Brand Quotes) I’ve no interest in fashion, shoes, handbags, or sweaty shopping (Jo Brand Quotes) Madness isn’t altogether a bad thing in comedy (Jo Brand Quotes) Punk allowed women to stop looking feminine. Oh, the relief (Jo Brand Quotes) What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon? (Jo Brand Quotes) When you have children, your house smells very unpleasant all the time (Jo Brand Quotes) My mum always felt that women deserved as much as men, and should have as much power, so I suppose I opted to go into a very male-dominated arena to try and prove that (Jo Brand Quotes) So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and I do tend to smile and have more than one expression these days hopefully - which I didn’t at the beginning (Jo Brand Quotes) The thing I thought about doing it was it’s Comic Relief and you’ve got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can’t sing (Jo Brand Quotes) There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it’s something to do with the social structure of society (Jo Brand Quotes) It’s a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go, probably not specifically for DVD, but there are extra bits on it that aren’t on anything else, so as exciting as that sounds (Jo Brand Quotes) Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more relaxed ‘cause the initial style you couldn’t watch for more than ten minutes without wanting to kill me (Jo Brand Quotes) I’ve been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples (Jo Brand Quotes) I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that’ll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday (Jo Brand Quotes) I went on the pill when I was 16, put on four stone... so that proved to be a very effective contraceptive (Jo Brand Quotes) I think it’s difficult, if you’re a quite private person like I am, to write about your life very intimately (Jo Brand Quotes) I am a hip-hop artist, as you probably know. My hip-hop name is Big Smalls (Jo Brand Quotes) I believe that if your brain has to get to grips with complicated words, then you won’t get Alzheimer’s. I’m sure it’s not true, but I do believe it (Jo Brand Quotes) I never think, ‘Where am I going to be in a year’s time?’ That seems to be a sure way of missing the fact that you might be quite happy now (Jo Brand Quotes) I think self-esteem is fluid. It’s not a fixed state, and so some days are better than others (Jo Brand Quotes) Jeremy Clarkson is rather charming, but I can’t stomach his public persona. I don’t like his casual racism and casual misogyny (Jo Brand Quotes)

1 2 3 4 5