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Jo Brand Quotes

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
Be yourself; everyone else is already taken - Oscar Wilde Quotes
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Let’s face it: I am not a professional runner  (Jo Brand Quotes) People can forgive each other  (Jo Brand Quotes) Madness isn’t altogether a bad thing in comedy  (Jo Brand Quotes) I just don’t like travelling very much  (Jo Brand Quotes) I’ve no interest in fashion, shoes, handbags, or sweaty shopping  (Jo Brand Quotes) Even nice things don’t make you happy when you’re tired  (Jo Brand Quotes) Anything is good if it's made of chocolate  (Jo Brand Quotes) I’ve never been a fan of euphemism  (Jo Brand Quotes) I just don’t like travelling very much  (Jo Brand Quotes) Each generation has a backlash against the generation before  (Jo Brand Quotes) Even nice things don’t make you happy when you’re tired  (Jo Brand Quotes) I don’t hold any candle for drama versus comedy  (Jo Brand Quotes) I like to shock people  (Jo Brand Quotes) I thought I was funny as a kid  (Jo Brand Quotes) I’ve no interest in fashion, shoes, handbags, or sweaty shopping  (Jo Brand Quotes) Madness isn’t altogether a bad thing in comedy  (Jo Brand Quotes) Punk allowed women to stop looking feminine. Oh, the relief  (Jo Brand Quotes) What could be funnier than a fat person trying to run a marathon?  (Jo Brand Quotes) When you have children, your house smells very unpleasant all the time  (Jo Brand Quotes) My mum always felt that women deserved as much as men, and should have as much power, so I suppose I opted to go into a very male-dominated arena to try and prove that  (Jo Brand Quotes) So, my style has hopefully changed over the years and it is more relaxed, and I do tend to smile and have more than one expression these days hopefully - which I didn’t at the beginning  (Jo Brand Quotes) The thing I thought about doing it was it’s Comic Relief and you’ve got to be funny. So although I did try to sing properly it obviously has hilarious results when you can’t sing  (Jo Brand Quotes) There are 10-20 times more male comics than female comics; it’s something to do with the social structure of society  (Jo Brand Quotes) It’s a video release as well so I have to be perfectly honest and go, probably not specifically for DVD, but there are extra bits on it that aren’t on anything else, so as exciting as that sounds  (Jo Brand Quotes) Over the years I attempted to make my style a bit more relaxed ‘cause the initial style you couldn’t watch for more than ten minutes without wanting to kill me  (Jo Brand Quotes) I’ve been breastfeeding for two years. I could light the gas ring with my nipples  (Jo Brand Quotes) I took my husband to the hospital yesterday to have 17 stitches out - that’ll teach him to buy me a sewing kit for my birthday  (Jo Brand Quotes) I went on the pill when I was 16, put on four stone... so that proved to be a very effective contraceptive  (Jo Brand Quotes) I think it’s difficult, if you’re a quite private person like I am, to write about your life very intimately  (Jo Brand Quotes) I am a hip-hop artist, as you probably know. My hip-hop name is Big Smalls  (Jo Brand Quotes)
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