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Jimmy Kimmel Quotes

Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion Picture Quote #1

I have like fifteen televisions in my house Picture Quote #1

I’m a creative consultant, whatever that means Picture Quote #1

I describe myself as a human being Picture Quote #1

My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians Picture Quote #1

The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that’s not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That’s the reality of it Picture Quote #1

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On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it’s daytime Picture Quote #1

If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it’s that they’re almost entirely scripted Picture Quote #1

That’s my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don’t Picture Quote #1

I still love comic books. When you have a kid, that’s an excuse to keep reading all the comic books Picture Quote #1

There’s an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they’re mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they’ve built to look like a temple. It’s just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives Picture Quote #1

Almost every week, someone’s mad at me Picture Quote #1

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It’s funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn’t popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I’m throwing up Picture Quote #1

That’s my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don’t Picture Quote #1

We use puppets because they can get away with more Picture Quote #1

There’s something comforting and pleasurable about watching people win money Picture Quote #1

I’m excited, but I am also realistic. I have seen what happened to the people who came before me and failed. It’s an unforgiving arena to be in Picture Quote #1

There were a lot of people who didn’t think we’d get to this milestone Picture Quote #1

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Real emotion is good - or doing a good job of faking real emotion (Jimmy Kimmel Quotes) I have like fifteen televisions in my house (Jimmy Kimmel Quotes) I’m a creative consultant, whatever that means (Jimmy Kimmel Quotes) I describe myself as a human being (Jimmy Kimmel Quotes) My aunt and uncle are clearly civilians (Jimmy Kimmel Quotes) The truth is, we have this idea that late night is about creativity and being cool, but that’s not our job. Our job is to get as many people watching the commercials in between our show. That’s the reality of it (Jimmy Kimmel Quotes) On Letterman and Leno, it always bothers me when they go outside the studio and it’s daytime (Jimmy Kimmel Quotes) If I have one criticism of the other late-night shows, it’s that they’re almost entirely scripted. (Jimmy Kimmel Quotes) That’s my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don’t. (Jimmy Kimmel Quotes) I still love comic books. When you have a kid, that’s an excuse to keep reading all the comic books. (Jimmy Kimmel Quotes) There’s an air of mystery around the Masons, but the reality is that they’re mostly a bunch of veterans getting drunk in a lodge that they’ve built to look like a temple. It’s just a bunch of guys trying to get away from their wives (Jimmy Kimmel Quotes) Almost every week, someone’s mad at me (Jimmy Kimmel Quotes) It’s funny how all of this has worked out - I wasn’t popular in high school, but now every drunken guy in the United States wants to be my pal. They all want to buy me a shot, and pretty soon I’m throwing up (Jimmy Kimmel Quotes) That’s my main flaw: I always think authority figures or my boss is going to think something I do is funny. And usually they don’t (Jimmy Kimmel Quotes) We use puppets because they can get away with more (Jimmy Kimmel Quotes) There’s something comforting and pleasurable about watching people win money (Jimmy Kimmel Quotes) I’m excited, but I am also realistic. I have seen what happened to the people who came before me and failed. It’s an unforgiving arena to be in (Jimmy Kimmel Quotes) There were a lot of people who didn’t think we’d get to this milestone (Jimmy Kimmel Quotes)