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Jim Davis Quotes

I never met a lasagna I didn’t like Picture Quote #1

My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh Picture Quote #1

I’m still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn’t suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today Picture Quote #1

Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them Picture Quote #1

I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories Picture Quote #1

Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat Picture Quote #1

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Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield’s comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield Picture Quote #1

I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun Picture Quote #1

I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn’t worn off - I still feel like I’m making up for lost time Picture Quote #1

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get Picture Quote #1

Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie Picture Quote #1

You’d have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us Picture Quote #1

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Great chefs know it’s the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts Picture Quote #1

We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting Picture Quote #1

When in doubt, pig out! Picture Quote #1

In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange Picture Quote #1

Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me Picture Quote #1

I stop short of being a workaholic Picture Quote #1

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There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit Picture Quote #1

Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti Picture Quote #1

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat Picture Quote #1

Good morning is a contradiction of terms Picture Quote #1

I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I’m afraid it might not come back Picture Quote #1

Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them Picture Quote #1

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Great chefs know it’s the appearance of food that counts... but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts Picture Quote #1

It’s amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn’t know what one can’t do Picture Quote #1

An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today Picture Quote #1

Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get Picture Quote #1

I didn’t have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek Picture Quote #1

You’d have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us Picture Quote #1

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I never met a lasagna I didn’t like (Jim Davis Quotes) My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh (Jim Davis Quotes) I’m still a farm boy at heart. If I hadn’t suffered from asthma as a child, I would be a farmer today. (Jim Davis Quotes) Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them. (Jim Davis Quotes) I probably get more inspiration for human stories and idiosyncrasies than I do animal stories (Jim Davis Quotes) Avoid fruit and nuts. You are what you eat (Jim Davis Quotes) Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield’s comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield. (Jim Davis Quotes) I was very happy and honored to create the Professor Garfield Foundation with Ball State to make reading fun. (Jim Davis Quotes) I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn’t worn off - I still feel like I’m making up for lost time. (Jim Davis Quotes) Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get. (Jim Davis Quotes) Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving sayings. Just chose the quote you want to wish that person. Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. (Jim Davis Quotes) You’d have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us. (Jim Davis Quotes) Great chefs know it’s the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts (Jim Davis Quotes) We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting. (Jim Davis Quotes) When in doubt, pig out! (Jim Davis Quotes) In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange (Jim Davis Quotes) Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me (Jim Davis Quotes) I stop short of being a workaholic (Jim Davis Quotes) There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit (Jim Davis Quotes) Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti (Jim Davis Quotes) Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat (Jim Davis Quotes) Good morning is a contradiction of terms (Jim Davis Quotes) I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I’m afraid it might not come back (Jim Davis Quotes) Way down deep, we're all motivated by the same urges. Cats have the courage to live by them (Jim Davis Quotes) Great chefs know it’s the appearance of food that counts... but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts (Jim Davis Quotes) It’s amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn’t know what one can’t do (Jim Davis Quotes) An imagination is a powerful tool. It can tint memories of the past, shade perceptions of the present, or paint a future so vivid that it can entice... or terrify, all depending upon how we conduct ourselves today (Jim Davis Quotes) Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you’re in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get (Jim Davis Quotes) I didn’t have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek (Jim Davis Quotes) You’d have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us (Jim Davis Quotes)

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