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Jessica Simpson Quotes

Whenever my water breaks it’ll be like a fire hydrant! Picture Quote #1

And I’m the worst liar of all time Picture Quote #1

The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day! Picture Quote #1

The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! Picture Quote #1

It’s not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus Picture Quote #1

It’s like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done Picture Quote #1

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Labor is really going to hurt Picture Quote #1

I want people to fall in love with my voice before my image Picture Quote #1

I can talk to my dad like he’s my manager, and put ‘Dad’ on the back burner. We’ve been doing it since I was 13 Picture Quote #1

I want to do the romantic comedies. You know, the stuff that Meg Ryan and Julia Roberts or Reese Witherspoon would choose, of course Picture Quote #1

Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It’s not a diet. It’s a lifestyle Picture Quote #1

I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing, amazing things, and the international adoption rate just since her has skyrocketed. It’s unbelievable Picture Quote #1

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At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends’ and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory Picture Quote #1

When I was first starting out in the music industry, I was always coupled in the same sentence with Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera - and I was probably the worst of them. I think a lot of people back then thought, ‘Mandy Moore... she’ll probably go back to where she came from in a year.’ Picture Quote #1

Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea.’ Picture Quote #1

I collect lucky pennies that I find on the ground. I keep them in a Ziploc bag Picture Quote #1

Well, for me, I grew up very Southern Baptist, and I definitely lived in my bubble. You know, I lived in my bubble that was in my church Picture Quote #1

When I walk through an airport and people go, ‘You’re not fat!’ I’m like, ‘Thanks. That’s great. Good to know I’m not fat today! Thank you!’ Picture Quote #1

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Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn’t even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great! Picture Quote #1

I’ll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I’m just in a hang-out mood, I won’t even wash it. I’ll wait until it smells Picture Quote #1

I’m a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It’s hard to follow on her footstep. She’s so successful. Mariah’s Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment Picture Quote #1

I am definitely feeling ‘intimate.’ I’m kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big ‘O’ is like the biggest ‘O’ ever Picture Quote #1

We were going to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out... do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt Picture Quote #1

This week it’s peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I’ll put some salt on my hand like I’m taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich Picture Quote #1

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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant! Picture Quote #1

We set ourselves up for it with the reality show. You’ve seen me and Nick go at each other’s throats on TV. They’ve got all these people giving their opinions on our marriage and how we handle it when they are watching an edited TV show Picture Quote #1

I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God! Picture Quote #1

I love everything [Jessica Simpson] ever has on! Jessica can definitely come pick me up in her little Mercedes and take me shopping if she wants! Picture Quote #1

I would love to sing with Christina [Aguilera]... she has so much talent... she has an amazing voice Picture Quote #1

I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we’re doing. We’re smart blondes Picture Quote #1

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Whenever my water breaks it’ll be like a fire hydrant! (Jessica Simpson Quotes) And I’m the worst liar of all time (Jessica Simpson Quotes) The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day! (Jessica Simpson Quotes) The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that! (Jessica Simpson Quotes) It’s not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus (Jessica Simpson Quotes) It’s like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done (Jessica Simpson Quotes) Labor is really going to hurt (Jessica Simpson Quotes) I want people to fall in love with my voice before my image (Jessica Simpson Quotes) I can talk to my dad like he’s my manager, and put ‘Dad’ on the back burner. We’ve been doing it since I was 13 (Jessica Simpson Quotes) I want to do the romantic comedies. You know, the stuff that Meg Ryan and Julia Roberts or Reese Witherspoon would choose, of course (Jessica Simpson Quotes) Weight Watchers is not intimidating. It’s not a diet. It’s a lifestyle (Jessica Simpson Quotes) I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing, amazing things, and the international adoption rate just since her has skyrocketed. It’s unbelievable (Jessica Simpson Quotes) At school my boobs were bigger than all my friends’ and I was afraid to show them. Now, I feel they make my outfits look better. They’re like an accessory (Jessica Simpson Quotes) When I was first starting out in the music industry, I was always coupled in the same sentence with Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera - and I was probably the worst of them. I think a lot of people back then thought, ‘Mandy Moore... she’ll probably go back to where she came from in a year.’ (Jessica Simpson Quotes) Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it’s tuna, but it says ‘Chicken of the Sea.’ (Jessica Simpson Quotes) I collect lucky pennies that I find on the ground. I keep them in a Ziploc bag (Jessica Simpson Quotes) Well, for me, I grew up very Southern Baptist, and I definitely lived in my bubble. You know, I lived in my bubble that was in my church (Jessica Simpson Quotes) When I walk through an airport and people go, ‘You’re not fat!’ I’m like, ‘Thanks. That’s great. Good to know I’m not fat today! Thank you!’ (Jessica Simpson Quotes) Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn’t even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great! (Jessica Simpson Quotes) I’ll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I’m just in a hang-out mood, I won’t even wash it. I’ll wait until it smells (Jessica Simpson Quotes) I’m a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It’s hard to follow on her footstep. She’s so successful. Mariah’s Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment (Jessica Simpson Quotes) I am definitely feeling ‘intimate.’ I’m kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big ‘O’ is like the biggest ‘O’ ever (Jessica Simpson Quotes) We were going to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out... do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt (Jessica Simpson Quotes) This week it’s peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I’ll put some salt on my hand like I’m taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich (Jessica Simpson Quotes) I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant! (Jessica Simpson Quotes) We set ourselves up for it with the reality show. You’ve seen me and Nick go at each other’s throats on TV. They’ve got all these people giving their opinions on our marriage and how we handle it when they are watching an edited TV show (Jessica Simpson Quotes) I had that Restylane stuff. It looked fake to me. I didn’t like that. But it went away in, like, four months. My lips are back to what they were. Thank God! (Jessica Simpson Quotes) I love everything [Jessica Simpson] ever has on! Jessica can definitely come pick me up in her little Mercedes and take me shopping if she wants! (Jessica Simpson Quotes) I would love to sing with Christina [Aguilera]... she has so much talent... she has an amazing voice (Jessica Simpson Quotes) I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we’re doing. We’re smart blondes (Jessica Simpson Quotes)

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