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Jersey Shore Quotes

You had me at hello - Love Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
If cats could talk, they wouldn't - Cat Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
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Scaling down individually is very hard. Imagine that if you go to a place where everybody is dressed nicely, and you are the only one who doesn’t dress nicely. Everybody goes on vacations to a great place and you go to the Jersey shore. It’s very hard to do these things without an organized mechanism, but it looks to me like there might be some organized mechanisms  (Jersey Shore Quotes) Yes, I would (be a big hit on Dancing with the Stars), but I don’t think I can be wearing those tight outfits they have on there. I’m a very good dancer. I’m the John Travolta of Venezuela. If I was one of the ‘Jersey Shore’ guys and I had their stomach, then hell yeah I would do it  (Jersey Shore Quotes) My mom used to take me down to the Jersey Shore when I was 7, 8, 9 years old. I can remember being down in that area - Belmar, Seaside Heights, Asbury Park and all those places that I went back and revisited  (Jersey Shore Quotes) I lived in New York my whole life. Like every New Yorker, I have stories about spending summers on the Jersey shore, riding the roller coaster in Seaside that is now famous for that sickening photo of it being washed out to sea  (Jersey Shore Quotes) The healthcare reform bill now includes a tanning booth tax of 10 percent. You know what this means? This whole thing could be funded by the cast of ‘Jersey Shore.’  (Jersey Shore Quotes) Yesterday Michael Phelps set an all-time Olympic record for most medals. Phelps has so much gold on his chest he’s been asked to join the cast of ‘Jersey Shore.’  (Jersey Shore Quotes) I wouldn’t say that I was ever a fan of MTV. I was a guy on MTV. I don’t think I was ever in the demographic of people who watch MTV. I never really watched MTV, so I’m definitely not a fan of ‘Jersey Shore’ or anything  (Jersey Shore Quotes) I’m not trying to fall in love on the Jersey Shore. I’m just trying to hook up  (Jersey Shore Quotes) It was an actual Christmas tree farm. We had, like, 15 acres. It was really fun as a kid. I also spent my summers at the Jersey Shore, on the bay in Stone Harbor. I walked everywhere barefoot. It was just the most amazing, magical way to grow up  (Jersey Shore Quotes) I think it is important for young people to see other young people on television doing something positive with their life, making positive changes and growing. I don’t think there is enough of that on TV. I mean, we’ve got ‘Jersey Shore,’ and I don’t know what that teaches young kids  (Jersey Shore Quotes) When you say, ‘I spent my summers at the Jersey Shore,’ people always say, ‘Oh, really?’ They think of the TV show. So I just say, ‘A cute little harbor town in New Jersey.’  (Jersey Shore Quotes) You know, Hollywood sometimes tends to patronize the interior of the United States. As Horton Foote used to say, the great Texas playwright, that a lot of people from New York don’t know what goes on beyond the South Jersey Shore  (Jersey Shore Quotes) Snooki is really beautiful and looks quite like Elizabeth Taylor in ‘Cleopatra.’ She has the same bone structure. I’m kind of obsessed with ‘Jersey Shore.’ People don’t give them enough credit for how entertaining they are  (Jersey Shore Quotes) Barack Obama and Jimmy Hoffa are like Tweedledum and Tweedledee, lady Gaga and hype, the ‘Jersey Shore’ cast and hairspray: inseparable. The president can no more disown the Teamsters Union’s leader than he can disown his own id  (Jersey Shore Quotes) We’ve come a long way in our thinking, but also in our moral decay. I can’t imagine Dr. King watching the ‘Real Housewives’ or ‘Jersey Shore.’  (Jersey Shore Quotes) Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer  (Jersey Shore Quotes) The only person I’ve had sex with on Jersey Shore is my boyfriend  (Jersey Shore Quotes)