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Jeff Foxworthy Quotes

You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch Picture Quote #1

I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light Picture Quote #1

Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job Picture Quote #1

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If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck Picture Quote #1

If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck Picture Quote #1

We’re a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms Picture Quote #1

There’s no down time any more Picture Quote #1

Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? Picture Quote #1

I know if mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy Picture Quote #1

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I really don’t require a whole lot in life Picture Quote #1

If men have a smell it’s usually an accident Picture Quote #1

It’s a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time Picture Quote #1

It’s hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old Picture Quote #1

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous Picture Quote #1

I’ll just have itchy, watery eyes! Picture Quote #1

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Country music is about new love and it’s about old love Picture Quote #1

I love comedy. God has given me this platform Picture Quote #1

I wish I could relate to the people I’m related to Picture Quote #1

If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck Picture Quote #1

Men like beer and something naked Picture Quote #1

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life’s list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I think for one thing, kids are a lot smarter now then we ever were (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Any job that posts a price list for your body parts is a bad job (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) We’re a heart attack away from losing the right to bear arms (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) There’s no down time any more (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt? (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I know if mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I really don’t require a whole lot in life (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If men have a smell it’s usually an accident (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) It’s a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) It’s hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Nothing in life prepares you to be famous (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I’ll just have itchy, watery eyes! (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Country music is about new love and it’s about old love (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I love comedy. God has given me this platform (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) I wish I could relate to the people I’m related to (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) Men like beer and something naked (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes) For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life’s list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors (Jeff Foxworthy Quotes)

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