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Jason Segel Quotes

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary - Work Quotes
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For some reason, I was born without a sense of embarrassment or shame  (Jason Segel Quotes) I went on a Hot Pocket diet where I ate two Hot Pockets every four hours. I only had the pepperoni pizza flavour. I didn’t go anywhere near the cheeseburger macaroni.  (Jason Segel Quotes) I was a huge Muppet fan growing up. I want to bring it back to the early 80s Muppet movies, when the scripts could have been performed by humans.  (Jason Segel Quotes) My belief in God is that God wants you. God wants you to believe in him, or it, whatever you would call it.  (Jason Segel Quotes) That’s the best advice I can give - when you’re trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny.  (Jason Segel Quotes) When you’re a kid, Kermit is Tom Hanks. He’s Tom Hanks for kids or Jimmy Stewart for kids. He’s truly the every man  (Jason Segel Quotes) A man can certainly be a Muppet. Being a Muppet is a state of mind. It’s about finding that little part of you that’s unique, and not being embarrassed by it, but cherishing it  (Jason Segel Quotes) One thing that I think never goes out of style is just purity. Niceness and purity. And the Muppets have never lost that. Kermit especially is just wide-eyed wonder, unblinking. And he can’t blink. Which I think probably helps  (Jason Segel Quotes) Kermit was the Everyman, the original Tom Hanks, but I have a special place in my heart for Fozzie Bear. The classic borderline hacky entertainer  (Jason Segel Quotes) I’ve just grown a little disappointed with ‘Muppets in the Old West’, ‘Muppets Under Water’ and all these weird concept movies. I just want to go take it back to the early 80’s, when it was about the Muppets trying to put on a show. That’s what I’m trying to bring back  (Jason Segel Quotes) Fozzie Bear has so many bear puns in this script - like, ‘Trac is grizzly!’ ‘This is unbearable!’ It’s the greatest  (Jason Segel Quotes) The first time my mom found condoms in my room, she literally started crying hysterically  (Jason Segel Quotes) I’m better looking in person  (Jason Segel Quotes) Part of growing up is not waiting in line at a hipster breakfast restaurant. The eggs taste the same across the street. I promise  (Jason Segel Quotes) If you can find the line between sympathetic and creepy, you have reached a very funny area  (Jason Segel Quotes) I always have awkward relationships with the ladies for whatever reason. I don’t know and so here we are. I was able to sort of take all of those terrible, terrible, terrible dates and turn them into a money making venture  (Jason Segel Quotes)