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Janeane Garofalo Quotes

I’m not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don’t like to cook Picture Quote #1

I’m a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much Picture Quote #1

Every year my family would pile into the car for our vacation and drive 80 trillion miles just to prove we couldn’t get along in any setting Picture Quote #1

The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth Picture Quote #1

A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It’s going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster Picture Quote #1

Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I’ll just eat the muffin top Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it’s not me who has said I was political Picture Quote #1

I’m not specifically attached to anything other than trying to, in my personal life, fight against where I see right wing thinking. Whether it be around my dinner table or on the street or somebody reading the New York Post Picture Quote #1

The inked fingers and the position of them, which is gonna be a ‘Daily Show’ photo already, of them signaling in this [Nazi salute] manner, as if they have solidarity with the Iraqis who braved physical threats against their lives to vote as if somehow these inked-fingered Republicans have something to do with that Picture Quote #1

You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don’t know what you young people are calling it Picture Quote #1

I love a nice cooking show. It’s as aesthetically pleasing as any other thing that tempts the senses, I suppose Picture Quote #1

I actually was class clown, but I don’t know how that happened because I’ve never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest Picture Quote #1

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I actually was class clown, but I don’t know how that happened because I’ve never been considered an outwardly funny person Picture Quote #1

I don’t have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours Picture Quote #1

Pedestrian’s rights - because we live in California, I’ve got to address this issue. I don’t know where on the fence I am about that. I suppose if I’m walking, I’m all for it, but if I’m driving, that’s a whole other can of worms Picture Quote #1

There is no way any rational, reasonable person can say that the Bush Administration has been good for America Picture Quote #1

If you don’t do any self-examinations or see a doctor ever, you’ll live forever. That’s how you do it. The diagnosis is what gets you. You just have a don’t ask, don’t tell policy with any and all bodily functions Picture Quote #1

Without liberals we wouldn’t have unions. We wouldn’t have environmental protections. We wouldn’t have seat belts or birth control or the ACLU! Any of these things! Picture Quote #1

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I actually was class clown, but I don’t know how that happened because I’ve never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest Picture Quote #1

I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive Picture Quote #1

When Communist U. S. S. R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement Picture Quote #1

You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, ‘Oh yeah, I forgot about her Picture Quote #1

I can’t wait for the next fad though, and I predict it’s going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It’s going to be bonnets and butter churns Picture Quote #1

I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day Picture Quote #1

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Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins... and sometimes I’ll just eat the muffin top Picture Quote #1

My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work Picture Quote #1

The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off Picture Quote #1

TV, it’s a director’s medium, and they wanna make it look interesting. To be rehearsing mostly for the sake of where you’re standing so they can do the lighting, that’s what I don’t like Picture Quote #1

There is no way any rational, reasonable person can saythat the Bush Administration has been good for America Picture Quote #1

I’m a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind Picture Quote #1

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I’m not a cook. I like to watch the Food Network, but I don’t like to cook. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I’m a walker. I enjoy walking, which I think psychologically expresses my feelings of wanting liberation without exerting myself too much. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) Every year my family would pile into the car for our vacation and drive 80 trillion miles just to prove we couldn’t get along in any setting. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) The glass is always half empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) A war is going to destroy our economy even further. It’s going to be a threefold humanitarian disaster. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins...and sometimes I’ll just eat the muffin top. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) Sometimes the critics review me harshly for not being critical of government but it’s not me who has said I was political. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I’m not specifically attached to anything other than trying to, in my personal life, fight against where I see right wing thinking. Whether it be around my dinner table or on the street or somebody reading the New York Post. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) The inked fingers and the position of them, which is gonna be a ‘Daily Show’ photo already, of them signaling in this [Nazi salute] manner, as if they have solidarity with the Iraqis who braved physical threats against their lives to vote as if somehow these inked-fingered Republicans have something to do with that. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) You young people with your twittering and your creating of content. Or what is it - queefing? I don’t know what you young people are calling it. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I love a nice cooking show. It’s as aesthetically pleasing as any other thing that tempts the senses, I suppose. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I actually was class clown, but I don’t know how that happened because I’ve never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I actually was class clown, but I don’t know how that happened because I’ve never been considered an outwardly funny person. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I don’t have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) Pedestrian’s rights - because we live in California, I’ve got to address this issue. I don’t know where on the fence I am about that. I suppose if I’m walking, I’m all for it, but if I’m driving, that’s a whole other can of worms. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) There is no way any rational, reasonable person can say that the Bush Administration has been good for America. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) If you don’t do any self-examinations or see a doctor ever, you’ll live forever. That’s how you do it. The diagnosis is what gets you. You just have a don’t ask, don’t tell policy with any and all bodily functions. (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) Without liberals we wouldn’t have unions. We wouldn’t have environmental protections. We wouldn’t have seat belts or birth control or the ACLU! Any of these things! (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I actually was class clown, but I don’t know how that happened because I’ve never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) When Communist U. S. S. R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) You just need an opportunity and then you yourself have to do a good job, and then you hope that people go, ‘Oh yeah, I forgot about her (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I can’t wait for the next fad though, and I predict it’s going to be Pennsylvania dutch culture, very Amish. It’s going to be bonnets and butter churns (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I think we all remember where we were when Rush Hour hit the water. That was an important day (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) Red flag of the eating disorder: the muffin. Keep your eye on the ladies with the muffins... and sometimes I’ll just eat the muffin top (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) My dream would be to be on a show that shoots in New York, because I live here, and then I could walk to work (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) TV, it’s a director’s medium, and they wanna make it look interesting. To be rehearsing mostly for the sake of where you’re standing so they can do the lighting, that’s what I don’t like (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) There is no way any rational, reasonable person can saythat the Bush Administration has been good for America (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I’m a sucker for any guy with an accent with any kind (Janeane Garofalo Quotes)

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