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Janeane Garofalo Quotes

Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
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The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
Having you in my life made everything better
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
If cats could talk, they wouldn't
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I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
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You can’t have cinema by committee if you’re trying to do it well  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I’m sorry for being me. I won’t ever do it again.  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I’m grateful for any opportunity to act  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) Silence does not equal patriotism. Obedience is not the American way.  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I do not enjoy when people don’t like me  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I don’t hate myself, as a general rule. I’d say the best way to describe it is that I have moments of self-loathing at fairly regular intervals  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) When I see guys in bars wearing the real fitted kind of Calvin Klein v-neck t-shirts I just want to go up to them and be like, ‘Oh, do you work out? Your tricep looks so great - thank you.’  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I feel like the American people are being lied to and manipulated. President Bush is trying to force 9/11 and Saddam together.  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) To a right-winger, unions are awful. Why do right-wingers hate unions? Because collective bargaining is the power that a worker has against the corporation. Right-wingers hate that  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I say at this point, for different reasons, Bush and Hussein are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive.  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I don’t know that I would need to be famous as a Middle East policy expert to see that unilateral imperialism is bad policy.  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) It’s mentally exhausting, feeling bad about something you can do nothing about  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I have yet to meet very many people in the press who are really, truly interested in writing a good story or getting at the truth. Most press people, when they come into an article, have an angle that they want already, so they need points to support that angle, whatever the angle may be.  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) Sage advice? If you’re drunk, stay away from the phone. You can’t get the answering machine message back.  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) There’s nothing wrong with the word conspiracy. It just means ‘to breathe together’  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I hate high fashion. I hate that we reward people for being genetic freaks. You hear the guys announcing the runway shows saying, ‘A pretty face is your best asset this season.’ And what? Ugly girls had a free ride last year?  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) You know what is good about these Dixie Chicks burnings or bashings? It’s a wonderful, wonderful way for really stupid people to hook up. They meet, they throw some things on the fire, they talk about Vin Diesel, they tell stories about who their favorite Fox anchor is, they exchange phone numbers and in some cases has led to marriages  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) If you don’t do any self-examinations or see a doctor ever, you’ll live forever. That’s how you do it. The diagnosis is what gets you. You just have a don’t ask, don’t tell policy with any and all bodily functions.  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) To combat social awkwardness, I would just act like I couldn’t be bothered - that kind of aloof persona or aloof demeanor. It’s so off-putting  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) There’s always [on women’s magazines] that great photo of the actress or model lifting up her shirt just to show you the bone structure and the six-pack of her own. It’s almost like when horses are auctioned and they show you their teeth. ‘Am I good enough?’  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) It’s been hard in entertainment as a 45-year-old woman to find jobs. They get fewer and far between if you’re older, unless you’re one of the few lucky ones who work constantly, like Meryl Streep  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I was thrilled to work opposite Carl Reiner and Robert De Niro. Mr. Reiner was very chatty and delightful, but I learned that if you want Robert De Niro to like you, don’t speak at all, and he’ll be friendly to you  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I think I failed miserably on NewsRadio. I was very nervous because of the caliber of the cast - especially Dave Foley - so I think I did a terrible job  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) Here’s what the right-wing has in, there’s no shortage of the natural resources of ignorance, apathy, hate, fear. As long as those things are in the collective conscious and unconscious, the Republicans will have some votes  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) German accents and Hassidic accents aren’t that romantic. They’re more harsh. Although Hebrew, when spoken by certain people, sounds beautiful. There’s this beautiful woman I know who speaks Hebrew, and when she speaks, it’s so attractive. Maybe it’s who’s speaking it  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) Sometimes people say I’m a political comedian, which, actually I’m not. I’m a comedian who sometimes discusses politics, culture - again, the word ‘politics’ to me is just life.  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) Listen, young people, I understand narcissism - clearly. But at least I have the decency to hate myself. And that’s what’s missing from the young people. They don’t have the debilitating self-loathing and the second guessing.  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) I’ve seen other comics, with great pleasure, watching their own specials, and I don’t know how or why they do it.  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes) Let’s put it this way: I don’t have a good work ethic. I have a real casual relationship with hours. I don’t understand why, in entertainment, the hours are as long as they are. It seems like everything takes forever, and no one can tell you why, exactly.  (Janeane Garofalo Quotes)
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