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Jacob M Appel Quotes
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Nothing spices up one’s sex life like having a partner (Jacob M Appel Quotes)
Life is nasty, brutish, and short. Death is easy (Jacob M Appel Quotes)
Even a poor tour guide is entitled to some happiness (Jacob M Appel Quotes)
Choose old people for enemies. They die. You win (Jacob M Appel Quotes)
The boss is never your friend, even if you’re sleeping with him (Jacob M Appel Quotes)
A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys (Jacob M Appel Quotes)
Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you’re going on a date. (Jacob M Appel Quotes)
I used to dream of true love; now I’m open to false, but convincing.... (Jacob M Appel Quotes)
Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you’re going on a date (Jacob M Appel Quotes)
Patriotism is being convinced your country is better because you were born in it (Jacob M Appel Quotes)
I used to dream of true love; now I’m open to false, but convincing (Jacob M Appel Quotes)