HOME POPULAR Love Life Inspiration Motivation Funny Friendship Family Faith Happy Hurt Sad Cute Success Wisdom ALL TOPICS Animals Art Attitude Beauty Business Birthdays Dreams Facts Fitness Food Forgiving Miss You Nature Peace Smile So True Sports Teenage Trust Movie TV Weddings More.. AUTHORS Einstein Plato Aristotle Twain Monroe Jefferson Wilde Carroll Confucius Hepburn Dalai Lama Lewis Lincoln Mandela Lao Tzu Ford More.. Affirmations Birthday Wishes
Follow On Pinterest
Advertisements

Jacob M Appel Quotes

Advertisements
Friendship Quotes Love Quotes Life Quotes Funny Quotes Motivational Quotes Inspirational Quotes
Advertisements
Text Quotes
Nothing spices up one’s sex life like having a partner  (Jacob M Appel Quotes) Life is nasty, brutish, and short. Death is easy  (Jacob M Appel Quotes) Even a poor tour guide is entitled to some happiness  (Jacob M Appel Quotes) Choose old people for enemies. They die. You win  (Jacob M Appel Quotes) The boss is never your friend, even if you’re sleeping with him  (Jacob M Appel Quotes) A century ago, people laughed at the notion that we were descended from monkeys. Today, the individuals most offended by that claim are the monkeys  (Jacob M Appel Quotes) Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you’re going on a date.  (Jacob M Appel Quotes) I used to dream of true love; now I’m open to false, but convincing....  (Jacob M Appel Quotes) Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you’re going on a date  (Jacob M Appel Quotes) Patriotism is being convinced your country is better because you were born in it  (Jacob M Appel Quotes) I used to dream of true love; now I’m open to false, but convincing  (Jacob M Appel Quotes)