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Jack Benny Quotes

Hors D’oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces Picture Quote #1

There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes Picture Quote #1

I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either Picture Quote #1

Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost Picture Quote #1

Gags die, humor doesn’t Picture Quote #1

If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter Picture Quote #1

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It’s not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause Picture Quote #1

Modesty is my best quality Picture Quote #1

I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early Picture Quote #1

Everything good that happened to me happened by accident Picture Quote #1

I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won’t get worse Picture Quote #1

When another comedian has a lousy show, I’m the first one to admit it Picture Quote #1

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Hors D’oeuvre: A ham sandwich cut into forty pieces (Jack Benny Quotes) There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes (Jack Benny Quotes) I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either (Jack Benny Quotes) Last night at Carnegie Hall, Jack Benny played Mendelssohn. Mendelssohn lost (Jack Benny Quotes) Gags die, humor doesn’t (Jack Benny Quotes) If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter (Jack Benny Quotes) It’s not so much knowing when to speak, when to pause (Jack Benny Quotes) Modesty is my best quality (Jack Benny Quotes) I went to a meeting for premature ejactulators. I left early (Jack Benny Quotes) Everything good that happened to me happened by accident (Jack Benny Quotes) I practice three hours daily on my violin so I won’t get worse (Jack Benny Quotes) When another comedian has a lousy show, I’m the first one to admit it (Jack Benny Quotes)