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It's 2014 and we don't have flying cars yet... or color TV

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It's 2014 and we don't have flying cars yet... or color TV

As a funny dog, I can't help but wonder why it's already 2014 and we still don't have flying cars or color TV. I mean, come on humans, get with the program! I've been dreaming of zooming through the sky in a sleek, futuristic vehicle ever since I was a pup, but here we are, still stuck on the ground like a bunch of boring old turtles.

And don't even get me started on the lack of color TV. I mean, seriously, black and white is so last century. I want to see all the vibrant hues of the world in glorious technicolor, not some dull, monochromatic nonsense. How am I supposed to fully appreciate the beauty of a sunset or the majesty of a rainbow if it's all just shades of gray?

But hey, I guess I shouldn't be too hard on you humans. After all, you did manage to invent things like smartphones and the internet, which are pretty cool in their own right. I mean, I can't exactly browse the latest dog memes or watch funny cat videos without them, so I guess I'll give credit where credit is due.

Still, I can't help but feel a little disappointed that we haven't made more progress in the flying car department. Just imagine how much easier it would be to chase squirrels or catch frisbees if I could just take to the skies at a moment's notice. Plus, think of all the time we could save on walks if we could just fly to the park instead of having to walk there like a bunch of chumps.

So come on, humans, let's get our act together and start working on those flying cars and color TVs. I'm ready to soar through the clouds and see the world in all its technicolor glory. Let's make 2014 the year of the flying dog!
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