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I like fruit baskets because it gives you the ability to mail someone a piece of fruit without appearing insane. Like, if someone just mailed you an apple you’d be like, ‘huh? What the hell is this?’ But if it’s in a fruit basket you’re like, ‘this is nice!’  (Im Sorry Quotes) I wonder what the most intelligent thing ever said was that started with the word ‘dude.’ ‘Dude, these are isotopes.’ ‘Dude, we removed your kidney. You’re gonna be fine.’ ‘Dude, I am so stoked to win this Nobel Prize. I just wanna thank Kevin, and Turtle, and all my homies.’  (Im Sorry Quotes) People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they’re very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they’re kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy  (Im Sorry Quotes) Saying, ‘I’m sorry’ is the same as saying, ‘ I apologize.’ Except at a funeral  (Im Sorry Quotes) There’s one sad truth in life I’ve found While journeying east and west - The only folks we really wound Are those we love the best. We flatter those we scarcely know, We please the fleeting guest, And deal full many a thoughtless blow To those who love us best  (Im Sorry Quotes) I like video games, but they’re really violent. I’d like to play a video game where you help the people who were shot in all the other games. It’d be called ‘Really Busy Hospital  (Im Sorry Quotes) Im sorry I can’t speak very coherently  (Im Sorry Quotes) Faithless is he that says farewell when the road darkens  (Im Sorry Quotes) The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly  (Im Sorry Quotes) We are so accustomed to disguise ourselves to others that in the end we become disguised to ourselves  (Im Sorry Quotes) We don't receive wisdom; we must discover it for ourselves after a journey that no one can take for us or spare us  (Im Sorry Quotes) If you love and get hurt, love more. If you love more and hurt more, love even more. If you love even more and get hurt even more, love some more until it hurts no more  (Im Sorry Quotes) Affliction comes to the believer not to make him sad, but sober; not to make him sorry, but wise. Even as the plow enriches the field so that the seed is multiplied a thousandfold, so affliction should magnify our joy and increase our spiritual harvest  (Im Sorry Quotes) Im sorry I’m not perfect, I’m sorry for not making you happy, I’m sorry for giving you stress, I’m sorry for everything I cannot do right  (Im Sorry Quotes) Im sorry I’m not perfect or what you expect me to be. I’m sorry I’m not plastic. I’m sorry for being the worthless person I am. Sorry I’m a no one  (Im Sorry Quotes)