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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt

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I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt

"I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt." This quote, often attributed to the legendary comedian Groucho Marx, perfectly encapsulates his unique brand of humor and wit. Known for his quick one-liners and sharp comebacks, Groucho Marx was a master of wordplay and innuendo.
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