I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five

I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five

Steven Wright is a comedian known for his deadpan delivery and offbeat humor. One of his famous one-liners is, "I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five." This joke perfectly encapsulates Wright's unique style of comedy, which often involves absurd and surreal scenarios presented in a matter-of-fact way.