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Humorous Quotes

When all else fails take a nap Picture Quote #1

Nailed it Picture Quote #2

So close, yet so far away Picture Quote #1

I have no idea what I'm doing Picture Quote #1

Lazy rule: Can't reach it. Don't need it Picture Quote #1

Funny Life Quote Picture Quote #1

A year from now you'll wish you started today

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You had me at hello

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I'll sleep when i'm dead Picture Quote #1

It's behind me isn't it Picture Quote #1

I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In Picture Quote #1

Life is short, eat dessert first Picture Quote #1

I have so much to do that I'm going to bed Picture Quote #1

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work

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I meant to behave but there were too many other options

I miss you. The old you. The new one sucks Picture Quote #1

Today the dog. Tomorrow the world Picture Quote #1

Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me Picture Quote #1

You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why? Picture Quote #1

Mom Quote Picture Quote #1

Humorous Quote Picture Quote #1

The darkest nights produce the brightest stars

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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want

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Totally worth it Picture Quote #1

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want Picture Quote #1

I'd say the negotiations went much better than expected, bedtime was pushed back 10 minutes Picture Quote #1

Mom told me not to touch it Picture Quote #1

I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be Picture Quote #1

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why

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Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally

I love you. Liar! Picture Quote #1

Now I can get fat Picture Quote #1

Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye Picture Quote #1

I still have no idea what I'm doing Picture Quote #1

Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you Picture Quote #1

But mooooom Picture Quote #1

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When all else fails take a nap (Humorous Quotes) Nailed it (Humorous Quotes) So close, yet so far away (Humorous Quotes) I have no idea what I'm doing (Humorous Quotes) Lazy rule: Can't reach it. Don't need it (Humorous Quotes) I'll sleep when i'm dead (Humorous Quotes) It's behind me isn't it (Humorous Quotes) I Child-Proofed My House But They Still Get In (Humorous Quotes) Life is short, eat dessert first (Humorous Quotes) I have so much to do that I'm going to bed (Humorous Quotes) I miss you. The old you. The new one sucks (Humorous Quotes) Today the dog. Tomorrow the world (Humorous Quotes) Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me (Humorous Quotes) You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why? (Humorous Quotes) Totally worth it (Humorous Quotes) Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want (Humorous Quotes) I'd say the negotiations went much better than expected, bedtime was pushed back 10 minutes (Humorous Quotes) Mom told me not to touch it (Humorous Quotes) I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything I thought it could be (Humorous Quotes) I love you. Liar! (Humorous Quotes) Now I can get fat (Humorous Quotes) Well, I am not usually one for speeches. So, goodbye (Humorous Quotes) I still have no idea what I'm doing (Humorous Quotes) Unless you are a pizza, the answer is yes, I can live without you (Humorous Quotes) But mooooom (Humorous Quotes)

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