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Life is short. False. It's the longest thing you do  (Humorous Quotes) My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari  (Humorous Quotes) It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married  (Humorous Quotes) Whatever doesn't kill me had better start running  (Humorous Quotes) See, it doesn't hurt. So, why does mommy always cry when she steps on it  (Humorous Quotes) Men are only as loyal as their options  (Humorous Quotes) Stop the world I want to get off  (Humorous Quotes) Life is short. Buy the shoes  (Humorous Quotes) You're late  (Humorous Quotes) Found it! Another home for the dog  (Humorous Quotes) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished  (Humorous Quotes) Don't ever tell the mother of a newborn that her baby's smile is just gas  (Humorous Quotes) And I was like "Oh my gawd"  (Humorous Quotes) I have nothing to wear  (Humorous Quotes) I've put more thought into my Halloween costume than into my career  (Humorous Quotes) I'm happy on your birthday because you're one year closer to being dead  (Humorous Quotes) There is no angry way to say bubbles  (Humorous Quotes) Bla bla bla bla bla bla bla  (Humorous Quotes) Thank goodness pets can't talk, they all know too much  (Humorous Quotes) Bye kids, we quit  (Humorous Quotes) 12 hours of labor? I am going to hear about this for the rest of my life  (Humorous Quotes) So you're saying I just cry and boobs appear  (Humorous Quotes) Big or small, young or old, I think most men will agree... women are scary  (Humorous Quotes) They say follow your dreams, so I'm back in bed  (Humorous Quotes) You. Me  (Humorous Quotes) How I feel watching the Victoria's Secret fashion show  (Humorous Quotes) He's making that face again, isn't he. Nope  (Humorous Quotes) Get in the car, now, Gladys! Whatcha' gonna do about it?  (Humorous Quotes) Those 10 seconds after your laptop dies and you are hopelessly staring at a dark screen  (Humorous Quotes) I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long  (Humorous Quotes)
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