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A year from now you'll wish you started today
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You don't need someone to complete you. You only need someone to accept you completely
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
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Together is my favorite place to be
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
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When we first met, i had no idea you would be so important to me
Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally
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I meant to behave but there were too many other options
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So close, yet so far away  (Humor Quotes) Humor is reason gone mad  (Humor Quotes) You idiot! I’m sure you’re right, but why?  (Humor Quotes) The secret to humor is surprise  (Humor Quotes) Let just skip the bowl and put the food directly in my mouth  (Humor Quotes) I regret nothing. Nothing!  (Humor Quotes) Those 10 seconds after your laptop dies and you are hopelessly staring at a dark screen  (Humor Quotes) Honey, tact is for people who aren't witty enough to be sarcastic  (Humor Quotes) My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari  (Humor Quotes) Shopping is cheaper than therapy  (Humor Quotes) You didn't really take my nose, that's just your thumb  (Humor Quotes) Are you mocking me? Cuz I feel like I'm being mocked  (Humor Quotes) How a dog looks after doing something bad. How a cat looks after doing something bad  (Humor Quotes) I still have no idea what I'm doing  (Humor Quotes) I haven't slept for 10 days, because that would be too long  (Humor Quotes) I giggle way too much  (Humor Quotes) I'm too pretty to work  (Humor Quotes) Thank you for ordering the crazy cat lady starter kit  (Humor Quotes) When no one gets your joke  (Humor Quotes) I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it  (Humor Quotes) When she jokes about you vs when you joke about her  (Humor Quotes) And that class is how to keep a woman happy  (Humor Quotes) What do you mean funny? Funny how?  (Humor Quotes) That’s so funny! Even my camel got it!  (Humor Quotes) That’s so funny I forgot to laugh  (Humor Quotes) Invisible rollercoaster  (Humor Quotes) Oh grass you’re so funny. Stop it  (Humor Quotes)
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