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How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes

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When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) Shouldn't we hold out for the person who doesn't just tolerate our little quirks, but actually life them?  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) I'm such a mess, why do you even like me? I guess cause you're almost as messed up as I am  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) I don’t know what to do with my hands. What do I normally do with my hands?  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) There’s a girl sitting at the bar. Oh... Don’t look. I want to see a pretty girl. Okay, you can look. Just be cool for once. I’ll be cool  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) Who’s your daddy? Who’s your daddy? I don’t know!  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) In marriage, being right is less important than being supportive. Remember: Happy wife equals happy life  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) How are you gonna feel if he sees you without any make-up. I’m not wearing make-up right now. Holy Crap you’re beautiful  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) So, Captain. How’d you get that name, anyway? Gave it to myself. A real man chooses his own name. Well, pleased to meet you, Captain. I’m Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) We’ll have a wedding dress campout. It’ll be fun. I can’t go. I’ve got this thing. What thing? A penis  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) We’ll see it when we see it. Do it. If you ever want to see these boobs again, crawl, you son of a me  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) Oh, my God! They’re six minutes into the date. Ted’s probably already told he that he love’s her  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) When it’s after 2am just go to sleep, because the decisions you make after 2am are the wrong decisions  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) Do you wanna have dinner with me Saturday night? Actually, I am getting married on Saturday. Friday night?  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) So where are you from? Heaven? That’s right, I’m a ghost. I died fifteen years ago, kinda like that pick-up line  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) I’m pregnant. I’ve never see that woman before in my life! Sorry. Force of habit. Congratulations!  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) Puffy cheeks. Smudged mascara. Slightly red nose. That girl was just crying. She’s so sad and defenseless. Anyone have a condom?  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) And most importantly, whatever you do in this life, it's not legendary unless your friends are there to see it  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) If you have chemistry you only need one other thing: timing. But timing is a bitch  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) I just want to say, from the bottom of my heart, I am going to kill you  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) You will love again, because time will heal a broken heart. But not that bitches window  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) Lily, there are a million reasons why I love you... But the main reason is you’re my best friend. You’re the best friend I’ve ever had  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) I vow to keep at least 80% of these vows, and I vow to keep updating them as we go  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) Our wedding is gonna be legendary. No “wait for it”? I’ve got you, I don’t have to wait for it anymore  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) This is a pie chart describing my favorite bars. And this is a bar graph describing my favorite pies  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) I don’t love her okay? I just miss her when she’s not around, I think about her all the time and I imagine us one day running towards each other in slow motion and I’m wearing a brown, suede vest  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) I’ll be right back I’ll be right here  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes) You keep giving up on people so quickly. You’re gonna miss out on something great  (How I Met Your Mother TV Show Quotes)