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Homer Quotes

I meant to behave but there were too many other options - Funny Quotes
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is - Funny Quotes
And then you meet one person and your life changes forever - Love Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes
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There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep  (Homer Quotes) Homer my face is up here. I already made my choice  (Homer Quotes) I love these lazy Saturdays. It’s Wednesday, Homer  (Homer Quotes) No Homer, you’ll kill us all. Or die trying  (Homer Quotes) The stars never lie, but the astrologers lie about the stars  (Homer Quotes) Singing is the lowest form of communication  (Homer Quotes) It is wrong to sorrow without ceasing  (Homer Quotes) We all scribble poetry  (Homer Quotes) Smiling through her tears  (Homer Quotes) Have patience, heart  (Homer Quotes) Money can be exchanged for goods and services  (Homer Quotes) There is not any advantage to be won from grim lamentation  (Homer Quotes) Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow  (Homer Quotes) A generous heart repairs a slanderous tongue  (Homer Quotes) Uncontrollable laughter arose among the blessed gods  (Homer Quotes) Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover  (Homer Quotes) Tell me, O muse, of travellers far and wide  (Homer Quotes) Mmmm. Move over, eggs. Bacon just got a new best friend - fudge  (Homer Quotes) Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille’s heel, if you will  (Homer Quotes) But you can’t stop at one, you wanna drink another woman!  (Homer Quotes) Heaven has appointed us dwellers on earth a time for all things  (Homer Quotes) Once you go Vatican, you never go back again  (Homer Quotes) Beauty- it was a glorious gift of nature  (Homer Quotes) The single best augury is to fight for one’s country  (Homer Quotes) One omen is best, to fight in defense of one’s country  (Homer Quotes) But sing no more this bitter tale that wears my heart away  (Homer Quotes) All my life I’ve been an obese man trapped inside a fat man’s body  (Homer Quotes) I’m a rageaholic. I just can’t live without rageahol.  (Homer Quotes) Ah, good ol’ trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.  (Homer Quotes) If at first you don’t succeed, give up  (Homer Quotes)
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