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Holiday Quotes

I am not a great fan of the payroll tax holiday because I’m nervous about what it does to the future of Social Security Picture Quote #1

I was a 12 year old kid in Northern Idaho listening to Billie Holiday and Lena Horne and Sarah Vaughan and Nat King Cole. This whole genre of music is a part of who I am Picture Quote #1

I climbed down the outside of a Holiday Inn once just to surprise one of my crew by getting on his balcony and knocking on his window Picture Quote #1

The past was like a bad dream; the future was all happy holiday as I moved Southwards week by week, easily, lazily, lingering as long as I dared, but always heeding the call Picture Quote #1

Sorry your favorite holiday claymation movies scarred your children for life Picture Quote #1

Just wondering if we still need a separate holiday now that there’s a black guy running the country Picture Quote #1

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May the record low temperatures help you justify wearing enough layers to hide your hideous holiday weight gain Picture Quote #1

I am suspicious of a holiday solely devoted to a man’s inability to ask for directions Picture Quote #1

Sorry your questions about my sexuality remain unanswered after I showed up to the company holiday party without a date Picture Quote #1

The office holiday party is a great time to show everyone you can actually be valuable around the office Picture Quote #1

This holiday season I’d like to spread peace, love, and the joy of free virtual farming Picture Quote #1

Sorry your holiday party was ruined by a guest who needed a bib more than your baby Picture Quote #1

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This holiday interferes with my using work to escape the horror of dying without a legacy Picture Quote #1

There’s nothing like holiday cheer to offset devastating seasonal affective disorder Picture Quote #1

Pretending to know everyone’s name at the office holiday party is the hardest I work all year Picture Quote #1

I do read on holiday, but it tends to be very lowbrow. I’m into really camp biographies, and I’m a shameless fan of Jilly Cooper Picture Quote #1

A great way to finish holiday shopping early is to have very few loved ones Picture Quote #1

Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends Picture Quote #1

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Rest assured your drunken comments at the office holiday party can’t be any more awkward than your sober comments in meetings Picture Quote #1

Sorry I can’t make it to your holiday party that I’m pretending to attend to get out of going to another holiday party Picture Quote #1

At least your boss’s speech at the holiday party was less awkward than him sexually harassing you afterwards Picture Quote #1

Sorry your company is performing well enough this year to have an office holiday party Picture Quote #1

Let’s kick off summer with a holiday weekend that isn’t warm enough for summer activities Picture Quote #1

Now that the holiday blues are over, let’s resume our everyday melancholy Picture Quote #1

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Let’s celebrate the one holiday that’s actually supposed to be a joke Picture Quote #1

Holiday vacation time is the perfect chance to not have sex with the significant other I don’t have in the apartment I can no longer afford Picture Quote #1

Sorry you paid $500 to fly home just to spend the entire time watching holiday movies you’ve already seen Picture Quote #1

A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays Picture Quote #1

When I go on holiday, I live. I cram everything in, have as much fun and as little sleep as possible Picture Quote #1

I prefer to do my holiday shopping online because stores won’t let you drink wine while you browse Picture Quote #1

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I am not a great fan of the payroll tax holiday because I’m nervous about what it does to the future of Social Security (Holiday Quotes) I was a 12 year old kid in Northern Idaho listening to Billie Holiday and Lena Horne and Sarah Vaughan and Nat King Cole. This whole genre of music is a part of who I am (Holiday Quotes) I climbed down the outside of a Holiday Inn once just to surprise one of my crew by getting on his balcony and knocking on his window (Holiday Quotes) The past was like a bad dream; the future was all happy holiday as I moved Southwards week by week, easily, lazily, lingering as long as I dared, but always heeding the call (Holiday Quotes) Sorry your favorite holiday claymation movies scarred your children for life (Holiday Quotes) Just wondering if we still need a separate holiday now that there’s a black guy running the country (Holiday Quotes) May the record low temperatures help you justify wearing enough layers to hide your hideous holiday weight gain (Holiday Quotes) I am suspicious of a holiday solely devoted to a man’s inability to ask for directions (Holiday Quotes) Sorry your questions about my sexuality remain unanswered after I showed up to the company holiday party without a date (Holiday Quotes) The office holiday party is a great time to show everyone you can actually be valuable around the office (Holiday Quotes) This holiday season I’d like to spread peace, love, and the joy of free virtual farming (Holiday Quotes) Sorry your holiday party was ruined by a guest who needed a bib more than your baby (Holiday Quotes) This holiday interferes with my using work to escape the horror of dying without a legacy (Holiday Quotes) There’s nothing like holiday cheer to offset devastating seasonal affective disorder (Holiday Quotes) Pretending to know everyone’s name at the office holiday party is the hardest I work all year (Holiday Quotes) I do read on holiday, but it tends to be very lowbrow. I’m into really camp biographies, and I’m a shameless fan of Jilly Cooper (Holiday Quotes) A great way to finish holiday shopping early is to have very few loved ones (Holiday Quotes) Everybody secretly hates that couple who plans their wedding on holiday weekends (Holiday Quotes) Rest assured your drunken comments at the office holiday party can’t be any more awkward than your sober comments in meetings (Holiday Quotes) Sorry I can’t make it to your holiday party that I’m pretending to attend to get out of going to another holiday party (Holiday Quotes) At least your boss’s speech at the holiday party was less awkward than him sexually harassing you afterwards (Holiday Quotes) Sorry your company is performing well enough this year to have an office holiday party (Holiday Quotes) Let’s kick off summer with a holiday weekend that isn’t warm enough for summer activities (Holiday Quotes) Now that the holiday blues are over, let’s resume our everyday melancholy (Holiday Quotes) Let’s celebrate the one holiday that’s actually supposed to be a joke (Holiday Quotes) Holiday vacation time is the perfect chance to not have sex with the significant other I don’t have in the apartment I can no longer afford (Holiday Quotes) Sorry you paid $500 to fly home just to spend the entire time watching holiday movies you’ve already seen (Holiday Quotes) A holiday miracle would be still fitting into my clothes after the holidays (Holiday Quotes) When I go on holiday, I live. I cram everything in, have as much fun and as little sleep as possible (Holiday Quotes) I prefer to do my holiday shopping online because stores won’t let you drink wine while you browse (Holiday Quotes)

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