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Hole In One Quotes

I invented underwear with only one leg hole, for people who like to concentrate on frozen orange juice while bungee jumping from a tampon string Picture Quote #1

The hole on the face of an acoustic guitar is called the sound hole. The one of the face of its player is called the sincerity hole Picture Quote #1

I have one good characteristic: I’m a pessimist, so I always imagine the worst - always. To me, the future is a black hole Picture Quote #1

Graduation is a big deal-bigger than getting a hole-in-one while golfing. People might think you’re lying about the hole-in-one, but when you graduate, you get a diploma Picture Quote #1

All my life, I’ve been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I’ve come is a bogey Picture Quote #1

There isn’t a hole out there [Augusta] that can’t be birdied if you just think. But there isn’t one that can’t be double-bogeyed if you stop thinking Picture Quote #1

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You watch yourself. One day you’re going to pick a hole in the sky and the universe is gonna fall right through. Then we’ll all be in a fix Picture Quote #1

Morfran thrust his axe straight up. He pretty much seemed to have one sign for everything: poke a hole in the sky Picture Quote #1

You do angry. I just saw it. And you left at least one hole in my carpet to prove it Picture Quote #1

You know someone for a while and then one day a hole opens underneath them, and they fall out of your world Picture Quote #1

This hole in my heart is in the shape of you. No one else can fit it. Why would I want them to? Picture Quote #1

One is always more vexed at losing a game of any sort by a single hole or ace, than if one has never had a chance of winning it Picture Quote #1

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There was one planet off in the seventh dimension that got used as a ball in a game of intergalactic bar billiards. Got potted straight into a black hole Picture Quote #1

Consider the little mouse, how sagacious an animal it is which never entrusts its life to one hole only Picture Quote #1

Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one Picture Quote #1

If you hit a hole in one every hole, you wouldn’t play golf for very long Picture Quote #1

A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster Picture Quote #1

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you Picture Quote #1

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I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That’s way more satisfying Picture Quote #1

I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard Picture Quote #1

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I invented underwear with only one leg hole, for people who like to concentrate on frozen orange juice while bungee jumping from a tampon string. (Hole In One Quotes) The hole on the face of an acoustic guitar is called the sound hole. The one of the face of its player is called the sincerity hole (Hole In One Quotes) I have one good characteristic: I’m a pessimist, so I always imagine the worst - always. To me, the future is a black hole (Hole In One Quotes) Graduation is a big deal-bigger than getting a hole-in-one while golfing. People might think you’re lying about the hole-in-one, but when you graduate, you get a diploma (Hole In One Quotes) All my life, I’ve been trying to make a hole-in-one. The closest I’ve come is a bogey (Hole In One Quotes) There isn’t a hole out there [Augusta] that can’t be birdied if you just think. But there isn’t one that can’t be double-bogeyed if you stop thinking (Hole In One Quotes) You watch yourself. One day you’re going to pick a hole in the sky and the universe is gonna fall right through. Then we’ll all be in a fix (Hole In One Quotes) Morfran thrust his axe straight up. He pretty much seemed to have one sign for everything: poke a hole in the sky (Hole In One Quotes) You do angry. I just saw it. And you left at least one hole in my carpet to prove it (Hole In One Quotes) You know someone for a while and then one day a hole opens underneath them, and they fall out of your world (Hole In One Quotes) This hole in my heart is in the shape of you. No one else can fit it. Why would I want them to? (Hole In One Quotes) One is always more vexed at losing a game of any sort by a single hole or ace, than if one has never had a chance of winning it (Hole In One Quotes) There was one planet off in the seventh dimension that got used as a ball in a game of intergalactic bar billiards. Got potted straight into a black hole (Hole In One Quotes) Consider the little mouse, how sagacious an animal it is which never entrusts its life to one hole only (Hole In One Quotes) Man blames fate for other accidents but feels personally responsible for a hole in one (Hole In One Quotes) If you hit a hole in one every hole, you wouldn’t play golf for very long (Hole In One Quotes) A friend of mine, a dedicated golfer, shot a hole in one playing by himself. Disaster (Hole In One Quotes) Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you (Hole In One Quotes) I played golf... I did not get a hole in one, but I did hit a guy. That’s way more satisfying (Hole In One Quotes) I used to play golf with a guy who cheated so badly that he once had a hole in one and wrote down zero on the scorecard (Hole In One Quotes)