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Hamsters Quotes

What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution? Picture Quote #1

If the sun were made of hamsters, the earth would be incinerated Picture Quote #1

There was no way out; not, at least, in this direction. I was like a hamster that had climbed to the top of the ladder in its cage and found there was nowhere to go but down. But surely hamsters knew in their hamster hearts that escape was futile; it was only we humans who were incapable of accepting our own helplessness Picture Quote #1

The world’s tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters Picture Quote #1

Why shouldn’t it be that way for the rest of us? Why not just go with it? Just walk the dog and send the tweets and eat the scones and play with the hamsters and ride the bicycles and watch the sunsets and stream the movies and never worry about any of it? I didn’t know it could be that easy. I didn’t know that until just now. That sounds good to me Picture Quote #1

I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It isn’t that I play favorites, it’s just that dogs are needier than other pets. Leave a dog alone for very long and it’ll start going a little nuts. Cats, on the other hand, try to give you the impression that they didn’t even notice you were gone. Oh, were you out? they’ll say, I didn’t notice. Then they’ll raise their tails to show you their little puckered anuses and walk away Picture Quote #1

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I always find cardio the most monotonous. Running on a treadmill shows me why hamsters are so crazy Picture Quote #1

We sometimes feel like hamsters on a wheel, covering the same musical ground we did 20 or more years ago Picture Quote #1

Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire Picture Quote #1

The Hamsters really kick ass - Slim is one of your greatest guitar players Picture Quote #1

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What if hamsters fought in the American Revolution? (Hamsters Quotes) If the sun were made of hamsters, the earth would be incinerated (Hamsters Quotes) There was no way out; not, at least, in this direction. I was like a hamster that had climbed to the top of the ladder in its cage and found there was nowhere to go but down. But surely hamsters knew in their hamster hearts that escape was futile; it was only we humans who were incapable of accepting our own helplessness (Hamsters Quotes) The world’s tragedy is that men love women, women love children, and children love hamsters (Hamsters Quotes) Why shouldn’t it be that way for the rest of us? Why not just go with it? Just walk the dog and send the tweets and eat the scones and play with the hamsters and ride the bicycles and watch the sunsets and stream the movies and never worry about any of it? I didn’t know it could be that easy. I didn’t know that until just now. That sounds good to me (Hamsters Quotes) I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for later. It isn’t that I play favorites, it’s just that dogs are needier than other pets. Leave a dog alone for very long and it’ll start going a little nuts. Cats, on the other hand, try to give you the impression that they didn’t even notice you were gone. Oh, were you out? they’ll say, I didn’t notice. Then they’ll raise their tails to show you their little puckered anuses and walk away (Hamsters Quotes) I always find cardio the most monotonous. Running on a treadmill shows me why hamsters are so crazy (Hamsters Quotes) We sometimes feel like hamsters on a wheel, covering the same musical ground we did 20 or more years ago (Hamsters Quotes) Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters. Perfectly harmless, until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire (Hamsters Quotes) The Hamsters really kick ass - Slim is one of your greatest guitar players (Hamsters Quotes)