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Granny Quotes

You shall not pass... Level granny Picture Quote #1

When you get into the granny era, you’re lucky to get anything Picture Quote #1

My life came down to being a granny and watching a lot of television Picture Quote #1

My mum still says the biggest mistake I ever made was not being Benedict Lloyd-Hughes. She’s very upset. But the only one who calls me Benedict in real life is my granny Picture Quote #1

Granny Sheeran told me when I’m looking for a partner to fall in love with their eyes cause eyes are the only things that don’t age, so if you fall in love with their eyes you’ll be in love forever Picture Quote #1

Actors, said Granny, witheringly. As if the world weren’t full of enough history without inventing more Picture Quote #1

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Granny beads are what they’re called when a grandma works the garden all day - you always see them - they have a handkerchief around their neck with a lot of dust on them, and then the sweat will go down and make these black beads of sweat and dirt around their neck. And that’s what they call granny beads Picture Quote #1

By far the best dressing up outfit I ever had was a wonderful pair of clown dungarees, which my Granny made Picture Quote #1

I first fell in love with comedy when I’d visit my granny as a kid. Trips to her house meant staying up late drinking Coca-Cola and watching ‘Saturday Night Live’ Picture Quote #1

I’m an absolute clean freak. I’ll go to my friends’ houses and even start cleaning. I’m such a granny at heart. My couch is my best friend Picture Quote #1

Granny Weatherwax was firmly against fiction. Life was hard enough without lies floating around and changing the way people thought Picture Quote #1

My granny was very concerned that we weren’t baptised - Mum had been desperate to escape her own Catholic upbringing. But Granny thought we were blighted. Whenever we turned up at her house, she would flick holy water - from the font she kept by the door - over us, in the hope that it would save us from damnation Picture Quote #1

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I may never know what type of effect I have on my sons, just like Granny never knew the effect she had on me. So I just try and make the best decisions that I can, be the best father that I can Picture Quote #1

I knew it was really, really popular when my granny told me she watched it, and was addicted. When your granny is interested, you know you’re on to a winner Picture Quote #1

Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those big, comfy granny panties she's got on Picture Quote #1

Granny knew all about bad fortune-telling. It was harder than the real thing. You needed a good imagination Picture Quote #1

I grew up listening in awe to stories of their wartime adventures. My granny, Joan, was a journalist and wrote amazing letters to my grandpa when he was a prisoner of war, while my nana, Mary, was a Land Girl, then a Wren. They were so independent, resilient and glamorous Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by Picture Quote #1

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Granny Sheeran told me when I’m looking for a partner to fall in love with their eyes cause eyes are the only things that don’t age, so if you fall in love with their eyes you’ll be in love forever Picture Quote #1

By far the best dressing up outfit I ever had was a wonderful pair of clown dungarees, which my Granny made Picture Quote #1

Granddaddy used to handle snakes in church. Granny drank strychnine. I guess you could say I had a leg up, genetically speaking Picture Quote #1

Listen, I must be 110 by now. Granny is going to kick the bucket at some point Picture Quote #1

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You shall not pass... Level granny (Granny Quotes) When you get into the granny era, you’re lucky to get anything (Granny Quotes) My life came down to being a granny and watching a lot of television (Granny Quotes) My mum still says the biggest mistake I ever made was not being Benedict Lloyd-Hughes. She’s very upset. But the only one who calls me Benedict in real life is my granny. (Granny Quotes) Granny Sheeran told me when I’m looking for a partner to fall in love with their eyes cause eyes are the only things that don’t age, so if you fall in love with their eyes you’ll be in love forever. (Granny Quotes) Actors, said Granny, witheringly. As if the world weren’t full of enough history without inventing more. (Granny Quotes) Granny beads are what they’re called when a grandma works the garden all day - you always see them - they have a handkerchief around their neck with a lot of dust on them, and then the sweat will go down and make these black beads of sweat and dirt around their neck. And that’s what they call granny beads. (Granny Quotes) By far the best dressing up outfit I ever had was a wonderful pair of clown dungarees, which my Granny made. (Granny Quotes) I first fell in love with comedy when I’d visit my granny as a kid. Trips to her house meant staying up late drinking Coca-Cola and watching ‘Saturday Night Live’. (Granny Quotes) I’m an absolute clean freak. I’ll go to my friends’ houses and even start cleaning. I’m such a granny at heart. My couch is my best friend. (Granny Quotes) Granny Weatherwax was firmly against fiction. Life was hard enough without lies floating around and changing the way people thought. (Granny Quotes) My granny was very concerned that we weren’t baptised - Mum had been desperate to escape her own Catholic upbringing. But Granny thought we were blighted. Whenever we turned up at her house, she would flick holy water - from the font she kept by the door - over us, in the hope that it would save us from damnation. (Granny Quotes) I may never know what type of effect I have on my sons, just like Granny never knew the effect she had on me. So I just try and make the best decisions that I can, be the best father that I can. (Granny Quotes) I knew it was really, really popular when my granny told me she watched it, and was addicted. When your granny is interested, you know you’re on to a winner (Granny Quotes) Man, my girl is one tough chick when she wants to be. I wonder if it has something to do with those big, comfy granny panties she's got on (Granny Quotes) Granny knew all about bad fortune-telling. It was harder than the real thing. You needed a good imagination. (Granny Quotes) I grew up listening in awe to stories of their wartime adventures. My granny, Joan, was a journalist and wrote amazing letters to my grandpa when he was a prisoner of war, while my nana, Mary, was a Land Girl, then a Wren. They were so independent, resilient and glamorous. (Granny Quotes) You might be a redneck if you stand under the mistletoe at Christmas and wait for Granny and cousin Sue-Ellen to walk by (Granny Quotes) Granny Sheeran told me when I’m looking for a partner to fall in love with their eyes cause eyes are the only things that don’t age, so if you fall in love with their eyes you’ll be in love forever (Granny Quotes) By far the best dressing up outfit I ever had was a wonderful pair of clown dungarees, which my Granny made (Granny Quotes) Granddaddy used to handle snakes in church. Granny drank strychnine. I guess you could say I had a leg up, genetically speaking (Granny Quotes) Listen, I must be 110 by now. Granny is going to kick the bucket at some point (Granny Quotes)