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We all know how funny Morrissey is. Actually, you know what? I say that sarcastically. His songs are some of the funniest songs I’ve ever heard in my life. I mean, really. I mean, not that the ‘Girlfriend in a Coma’ is, like, really funny  (Girlfriends Funny Quotes) All my best girlfriends play guitar now, which is kind of a funny world to live in  (Girlfriends Funny Quotes) See, I don’t really go after girls. Most of the girlfriends I’ve had have come after me. So it’s really funny when girls get offended because I don’t hit on them.  (Girlfriends Funny Quotes) I’m like the master of ceremonies being funny, and then sometimes people you’re with, girlfriends and stuff, are like, ‘God I wish I had the person on stage to be with all the time.’  (Girlfriends Funny Quotes) Eyebrows are really important because they structure the face. In school it was funny because I was always the one walking around with tweezers plucking my girlfriends’ eyebrows. I was really good; eyebrow tweezing runs in my family - my mother used to do mine, and I picked it up.  (Girlfriends Funny Quotes) That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlfriend or wife  (Girlfriends Funny Quotes)