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Girl You Can't Have Quotes

I can’t stand when girls come to me and say they want to be a model, but they can’t tell me who the top three photographers are in the world. They can’t tell me who the top five biggest models are or name three cosmetics companies. They can’t even name the top fashion magazines! You have to get it together and know your stuff Picture Quote #1

Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn’t about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can’t go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I’m lucky my face can look so hideous Picture Quote #1

Whatever past you had, when you become a mother, it’s a whole different thing. You can’t even predict it. I’ve seen women who were nightmare party girls, who were just crazy, and then they have a baby, and this thing comes over them and changes them Picture Quote #1

If you want break it down, rock and roll is about saying what you can’t say in normal life to girls, so you have to say it in songs Picture Quote #1

Generally speaking, you like to dance with the girl that brung you, and if you can’t sometimes you have to shoot her Picture Quote #1

You can’t have an all-girl band! They’ll get pregnant, and they’ll never stay together Picture Quote #1

A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present and encourages your future - Friend Quotes

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure - Funny Quotes

I’m a big potato chip girl. I don’t like chocolate and cakes and all that, but I have to have my potato chips. I’ve got bags in the back of my car right now! But I never beat myself up about it, because, look: You can’t give up every damn thing. You need something in your life that you like just because you like it! Picture Quote #1

For my birthday this year, my girlfriends - who knew I’d just inherited my dad’s turntable - gave me a carton of albums like ‘Blue Kentucky Girl,’ by Emmylou Harris, and ‘Off the Wall,’ by Michael Jackson. It’s all stuff we grew up with. I mean, you can’t have a music collection without Prince’s ‘Purple Rain’ - it just can’t be done! Picture Quote #1

Let me tell you something. I’m a funny girl, and I gave birth to what? Funny. I can’t help it. It just is what it is, and my kids have been around my antics so long, it kind of rubs off a little bit. So when it comes to what you see, you only see what is really manifesting in our lives at the time Picture Quote #1

I’m getting married because I’m in love with a girl and want to spend my life with her. You can’t live your life doing what other people want you to or you’ll be miserable. At some point you just have to be yourself Picture Quote #1

The fact is that you can’t have a good relationship with a girl who hasn’t settled things with her father Picture Quote #1

I think British men build up the idea of us French girls having some magic extra sex appeal so much, they lose their heads. I can’t really understand the whole thing - but it makes me laugh. It’s such a cliche to think all French girls are well dressed, elegant, sophisticated and sexy. Some are utter slobs, I promise you that Picture Quote #1

You had me at hello - Love Quotes

Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally - Dog Quotes

I think Michael Crawford realised, I think we all realised, once we’d gone the route of casting a very young girl, you can’t really cast a 65 year old man opposite. Slightly different resonance I think. No, we weren’t going to go there. We’d have Jack Nicholson in the lead Picture Quote #1

I think it’s really hard for teenage girls in London to just gently... Have a life. Everything has to be organised for kids in London - you can’t just walk three roads to see a friend Picture Quote #1

I’m pretty much a good Catholic girl at heart and I believe in family. I also have a basic belief that God takes care of me. I believe in prayer, even though I’m not that religious. I just have that foundation from my family. I mean when you think that you’re just a human being and one of God’s creatures, you can’t take anything that seriously Picture Quote #1

When you're a girl, you have to be everything, You have to be dope at what you do, but you have to be super sweet, and you have to be sexy, and you have to be this and you have to be that and you have to be nice, and you have to - it's like, I can't be all of those things at once. I'm a human being Picture Quote #1

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I can’t stand when girls come to me and say they want to be a model, but they can’t tell me who the top three photographers are in the world. They can’t tell me who the top five biggest models are or name three cosmetics companies. They can’t even name the top fashion magazines! You have to get it together and know your stuff. (Girl You Can't Have Quotes) Girls are supposed to be feminine and demure. Comedy isn’t about that, so you just have to unlearn it. Certain women are so pretty, they can’t go weird enough to be funny. You have to be willing to be ugly. I’m lucky my face can look so hideous. (Girl You Can't Have Quotes) Whatever past you had, when you become a mother, it’s a whole different thing. You can’t even predict it. I’ve seen women who were nightmare party girls, who were just crazy, and then they have a baby, and this thing comes over them and changes them. (Girl You Can't Have Quotes) If you want break it down, rock and roll is about saying what you can’t say in normal life to girls, so you have to say it in songs. (Girl You Can't Have Quotes) Generally speaking, you like to dance with the girl that brung you, and if you can’t sometimes you have to shoot her. (Girl You Can't Have Quotes) You can’t have an all-girl band! They’ll get pregnant, and they’ll never stay together. (Girl You Can't Have Quotes) I’m a big potato chip girl. I don’t like chocolate and cakes and all that, but I have to have my potato chips. I’ve got bags in the back of my car right now! But I never beat myself up about it, because, look: You can’t give up every damn thing. You need something in your life that you like just because you like it! (Girl You Can't Have Quotes) For my birthday this year, my girlfriends - who knew I’d just inherited my dad’s turntable - gave me a carton of albums like ‘Blue Kentucky Girl,’ by Emmylou Harris, and ‘Off the Wall,’ by Michael Jackson. It’s all stuff we grew up with. I mean, you can’t have a music collection without Prince’s ‘Purple Rain’ - it just can’t be done! (Girl You Can't Have Quotes) Let me tell you something. I’m a funny girl, and I gave birth to what? Funny. I can’t help it. It just is what it is, and my kids have been around my antics so long, it kind of rubs off a little bit. So when it comes to what you see, you only see what is really manifesting in our lives at the time. (Girl You Can't Have Quotes) I’m getting married because I’m in love with a girl and want to spend my life with her. You can’t live your life doing what other people want you to or you’ll be miserable. At some point you just have to be yourself. (Girl You Can't Have Quotes) The fact is that you can’t have a good relationship with a girl who hasn’t settled things with her father. (Girl You Can't Have Quotes) I think British men build up the idea of us French girls having some magic extra sex appeal so much, they lose their heads. I can’t really understand the whole thing - but it makes me laugh. It’s such a cliche to think all French girls are well dressed, elegant, sophisticated and sexy. Some are utter slobs, I promise you that (Girl You Can't Have Quotes) I think Michael Crawford realised, I think we all realised, once we’d gone the route of casting a very young girl, you can’t really cast a 65 year old man opposite. Slightly different resonance I think. No, we weren’t going to go there. We’d have Jack Nicholson in the lead (Girl You Can't Have Quotes) I think it’s really hard for teenage girls in London to just gently... Have a life. Everything has to be organised for kids in London - you can’t just walk three roads to see a friend (Girl You Can't Have Quotes) I’m pretty much a good Catholic girl at heart and I believe in family. I also have a basic belief that God takes care of me. I believe in prayer, even though I’m not that religious. I just have that foundation from my family. I mean when you think that you’re just a human being and one of God’s creatures, you can’t take anything that seriously (Girl You Can't Have Quotes) When you're a girl, you have to be everything, You have to be dope at what you do, but you have to be super sweet, and you have to be sexy, and you have to be this and you have to be that and you have to be nice, and you have to - it's like, I can't be all of those things at once. I'm a human being (Girl You Can't Have Quotes)