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Giraffe Quotes

He ate everything he could reach Picture Quote #1

Why would you want to go all the way to Africa and shoot a giraffe? I don’t think you can eat him. I only shoot stuff I can eat Picture Quote #1

I’d hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat Picture Quote #1

You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat Picture Quote #1

I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I’ve got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen. I am totally hooked Picture Quote #1

I stay higher than giraffe pussy Picture Quote #1

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A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be Picture Quote #1

Hyypia rises like a giraffe to head the ball clear Picture Quote #1

On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality Picture Quote #1

Wildlife is something which man cannot construct. Once it is gone, it is gone forever. Man can rebuild a pyramid, but he can’t rebuild ecology, or a giraffe Picture Quote #1

His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe Picture Quote #1

The Giraffe took the horse’s head and led him along on the most level parts of the road towards the railway station, and two or three chaps went along to help get the sick man into the train Picture Quote #1

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Why didn’t evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder? Picture Quote #1

You can’t always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream Picture Quote #1

Did you ever see a giraffe? It is like something from between the regions of truth and fiction Picture Quote #1

God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, he just goes on trying other things Picture Quote #1

We walk, and our religion is shown even to the dullest and most insensitive person in how we walk. Or to put it more accurately, living in this world means choosing, choosing to walk, and the way we choose to walk is infallibly and perfectly expressed in the walk itself. Nothing can disguise it. The walk of an ordinary man and of an enlightened man are as different as that of a snake and a giraffe Picture Quote #1

A giraffe is so much a lady that one refrains from thinking of her legs, but remembers her as floating over the plains in long garb, draperies of morning mist her mirage Picture Quote #1

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People are the only animals that drink the milk of the mother of another species. All other animals stop drinking milk altogether after weaning. It is unnatural for a dog to nurse from a mother giraffe; it is just as unnatural for a human being to drink the milk of a cow Picture Quote #1

The thing about owls is that they do sort of have this facial disc, which is unlike any other bird. They kind of have a face, more than like a dog or a giraffe. They have this weird, alien face that you can actually make expressive Picture Quote #1

I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I’d think, no, actually I’m a giraffe Picture Quote #1

It’s an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down. They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet Picture Quote #1

I’m a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It’s a pretty dumb animal, mind you Picture Quote #1

God is really only another artist, he made the elephant, giraffe and cat. He has no real style but keeps trying new ideas Picture Quote #1

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He ate everything he could reach (Giraffe Quotes) Why would you want to go all the way to Africa and shoot a giraffe? I don’t think you can eat him. I only shoot stuff I can eat. (Giraffe Quotes) I’d hate to be a giraffe with a sore throat (Giraffe Quotes) You need that guy like a giraffe needs strep throat (Giraffe Quotes) I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I’ve got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen. I am totally hooked (Giraffe Quotes) I stay higher than giraffe pussy (Giraffe Quotes) A penguin cannot become a giraffe, so just be the best penguin you can be (Giraffe Quotes) Hyypia rises like a giraffe to head the ball clear (Giraffe Quotes) On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality (Giraffe Quotes) Wildlife is something which man cannot construct. Once it is gone, it is gone forever. Man can rebuild a pyramid, but he can’t rebuild ecology, or a giraffe (Giraffe Quotes) His heart beat so rapidly it might burst; he kept telling himself everything was fine so long as he remained a giraffe. (Giraffe Quotes) The Giraffe took the horse’s head and led him along on the most level parts of the road towards the railway station, and two or three chaps went along to help get the sick man into the train (Giraffe Quotes) Why didn’t evolution make a giraffe good at carpentry so it could build a ladder? (Giraffe Quotes) You can’t always write a chord ugly enough to say what you want to say, so sometimes you have to rely on a giraffe filled with whipped cream (Giraffe Quotes) Did you ever see a giraffe? It is like something from between the regions of truth and fiction (Giraffe Quotes) God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant and the cat. He has no real style, he just goes on trying other things (Giraffe Quotes) We walk, and our religion is shown even to the dullest and most insensitive person in how we walk. Or to put it more accurately, living in this world means choosing, choosing to walk, and the way we choose to walk is infallibly and perfectly expressed in the walk itself. Nothing can disguise it. The walk of an ordinary man and of an enlightened man are as different as that of a snake and a giraffe (Giraffe Quotes) A giraffe is so much a lady that one refrains from thinking of her legs, but remembers her as floating over the plains in long garb, draperies of morning mist her mirage (Giraffe Quotes) People are the only animals that drink the milk of the mother of another species. All other animals stop drinking milk altogether after weaning. It is unnatural for a dog to nurse from a mother giraffe; it is just as unnatural for a human being to drink the milk of a cow (Giraffe Quotes) The thing about owls is that they do sort of have this facial disc, which is unlike any other bird. They kind of have a face, more than like a dog or a giraffe. They have this weird, alien face that you can actually make expressive (Giraffe Quotes) I know who I am. No one else knows who I am. If I was a giraffe, and someone said I was a snake, I’d think, no, actually I’m a giraffe (Giraffe Quotes) It’s an incredibly difficult thing to bring a giraffe down. They can kill a lion with a single blow from their feet (Giraffe Quotes) I’m a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It’s a pretty dumb animal, mind you (Giraffe Quotes) God is really only another artist, he made the elephant, giraffe and cat. He has no real style but keeps trying new ideas (Giraffe Quotes)