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Getting Old Quotes
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
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Together is my favorite place to be
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
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And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
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If cats could talk, they wouldn't






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The 3 stages of life. You don’t want to sleep but you have to. You want to sleep but you can’t. You don’t want to sleep but you do (Getting Old Quotes)
I'm not getting old. I'm getting better (Getting Old Quotes)
Young at heart. Slightly older in other places (Getting Old Quotes)
A man is getting old when he walks around a puddle instead of through it (Getting Old Quotes)
I'm another year older, wiser and happier (Getting Old Quotes)
Adults suck, then you are one (Getting Old Quotes)
After thirty, a body has a mind of its own (Getting Old Quotes)
I'm still hot, it just comes in flashes now (Getting Old Quotes)
Cats mature. Dogs just get older (Getting Old Quotes)
It's sad to grow old, but nice to ripen (Getting Old Quotes)
Growing up sucks (Getting Old Quotes)
Relationship goals (Getting Old Quotes)
We were young and beautiful. Now we are just beautiful (Getting Old Quotes)
Gray hair is a sign of age, not of wisdom (Getting Old Quotes)
At my age flowers scare me (Getting Old Quotes)
Your parents didn't leave you when you were young. So, don't leave them when they are old (Getting Old Quotes)
Growing old sucks! My present. One QUARTER of my daughters presents (Getting Old Quotes)
If you music is too loud you're too old (Getting Old Quotes)
Wait, wait, wait, how old are you? (Getting Old Quotes)
I’ll love you even when we’re old and wrinkly. Happy anniversary! (Getting Old Quotes)