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Getting Girlfriend Quotes

Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn’t know she was getting Picture Quote #1

My favorite thing to do is to wind those guys up by hitting on their girlfriends. I say, ‘I think your girlfriend’s gorgeous, but it’s all right, I’m gay.’ They get very nervous after a few minutes! Picture Quote #1

I have girlfriends who’ve had Botox and been left with lumps in their faces. And the lips, don’t even get me started Picture Quote #1

The older you get the more realistic it is that you’re significant other is your significant other. I mean, you’ll always have your girlfriends or your guy friends, but the person you’re married to is usually your No. 1 Picture Quote #1

I’m getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn’t gotten her period. And she’s already 14 Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I pretend not to look at my own characters, because that’s like different people getting off with your girlfriend or something Picture Quote #1

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The Girlfriend Experience’ was definitely the break-out. When it came out, I started getting other opportunities Picture Quote #1

I’ve done a lot of things I’m not proud of, such as getting my girlfriend pregnant when I was 23 and the way I handled that Picture Quote #1

People don’t get through to the essence of you right away - it’s always the famous ‘girl’ or the famous ‘girlfriend’. I’d rather be known for myself Picture Quote #1

We’re getting ready to take over the world. My group of girlfriends - we’re renegades Picture Quote #1

Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who’s sending me a slant board Picture Quote #1

When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I’ll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend Picture Quote #1

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I think that’s important to women in comedy, that we get a lot of the good lines and you’re not just the girlfriend or the sister Picture Quote #1

When cellphones came out, my girlfriend refused to get one for five years, because she thought it would turn her into somebody who couldn’t connect with other people - and, of course, she got a cellphone Picture Quote #1

Parking’s expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend’s getting her PhD as an environmental engineer Picture Quote #1

Quite a lot of the girls I get photographed with are just friends and then, according to the papers, I have, like, 7,000 girlfriends Picture Quote #1

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Never get your girlfriend a pet that she didn’t know she was getting (Getting Girlfriend Quotes) My favorite thing to do is to wind those guys up by hitting on their girlfriends. I say, ‘I think your girlfriend’s gorgeous, but it’s all right, I’m gay.’ They get very nervous after a few minutes! (Getting Girlfriend Quotes) I have girlfriends who’ve had Botox and been left with lumps in their faces. And the lips, don’t even get me started (Getting Girlfriend Quotes) The older you get the more realistic it is that you’re significant other is your significant other. I mean, you’ll always have your girlfriends or your guy friends, but the person you’re married to is usually your No. 1 (Getting Girlfriend Quotes) I’m getting pretty worried. My girlfriend hasn’t gotten her period. And she’s already 14. (Getting Girlfriend Quotes) Sometimes I pretend not to look at my own characters, because that’s like different people getting off with your girlfriend or something. (Getting Girlfriend Quotes) The Girlfriend Experience’ was definitely the break-out. When it came out, I started getting other opportunities. (Getting Girlfriend Quotes) I’ve done a lot of things I’m not proud of, such as getting my girlfriend pregnant when I was 23 and the way I handled that. (Getting Girlfriend Quotes) People don’t get through to the essence of you right away - it’s always the famous ‘girl’ or the famous ‘girlfriend’. I’d rather be known for myself. (Getting Girlfriend Quotes) We’re getting ready to take over the world. My group of girlfriends - we’re renegades. (Getting Girlfriend Quotes) Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who’s sending me a slant board. (Getting Girlfriend Quotes) When my girlfriend and I talk about being happy, I’ll get choked up, which I think is the greatest gift you can give a girlfriend. (Getting Girlfriend Quotes) I think that’s important to women in comedy, that we get a lot of the good lines and you’re not just the girlfriend or the sister. (Getting Girlfriend Quotes) When cellphones came out, my girlfriend refused to get one for five years, because she thought it would turn her into somebody who couldn’t connect with other people - and, of course, she got a cellphone. (Getting Girlfriend Quotes) Parking’s expensive, so I walk or ride my bike, which is good because my girlfriend’s getting her PhD as an environmental engineer. (Getting Girlfriend Quotes) Quite a lot of the girls I get photographed with are just friends and then, according to the papers, I have, like, 7,000 girlfriends (Getting Girlfriend Quotes)