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Funny Work Quotes

Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini - Funny Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you - Love Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour - Funny Quotes
You had me at hello - Love Quotes
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work - Fail Quotes
Having you in my life made everything better - Love Quotes
Together is my favorite place to be - Love Quotes
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You had one job  (Funny Work Quotes) Please don't tell me it's Monday tomorrow  (Funny Work Quotes) I hate to waste sick days actually being sick  (Funny Work Quotes) Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now  (Funny Work Quotes) You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it sure helps  (Funny Work Quotes) I'm too pretty to work  (Funny Work Quotes) I do many things well. None of which generate income  (Funny Work Quotes) I do not fail. I succeed in finding out what does not work  (Funny Work Quotes) Is it Friday yet?  (Funny Work Quotes) Ok, Monday, lets do this!  (Funny Work Quotes) Have fun at work today  (Funny Work Quotes) It's so quiet in the office today, I can hear myself not working  (Funny Work Quotes) I feel like getting some work done, so I'm going to sit here until the feeling passes  (Funny Work Quotes) Tomorrow's Monday?? Again?? I don't think I can do this every week  (Funny Work Quotes) Me leaving work on Friday  (Funny Work Quotes) I'm on my way. I'm stuck in traffic  (Funny Work Quotes) The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest  (Funny Work Quotes) Have some fun with your life... call in sick to places you don't even work  (Funny Work Quotes) Some days, the best thing about my job is that the chair spins  (Funny Work Quotes) Dress up for the job you want not the one you have  (Funny Work Quotes) It’s called work because all the other four letter words were taken  (Funny Work Quotes) It’s only 11am and I already finished my lunch  (Funny Work Quotes) I hate my job  (Funny Work Quotes) The working dead  (Funny Work Quotes) They said I could become anything. They lied  (Funny Work Quotes) Look at all this work I haven’t done yet  (Funny Work Quotes) I did nothing today and still got paid  (Funny Work Quotes)
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