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Funny Work Quotes

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers Picture Quote #1

Movies either work or they don’t work and they’re either funny or they’re not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching Picture Quote #1

It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work Picture Quote #1

Every time I work on a scene or I work on the overall movie, I had my kids unconsciously in mind. Is that going to please them? Is it going to be funny for them? And if it is funny for them, is it going to be funny for their friends and their friends’ friends? Picture Quote #1

Pickup lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive Picture Quote #1

President Obama is funny, he’s thoughtful, he’s challenging, he’s fun to work with - and it’s been an extraordinary privilege Picture Quote #1

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Twitter, to me, works if you’re funny. Twitter doesn’t work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally Picture Quote #1

If you’re funny, you can find a stage to get on. If you’re good, you’ll start to get work and eventually get paid Picture Quote #1

There’s a lot of very funny people I’d love to work with that I’ve never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey Picture Quote #1

I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It’s like comedy bankers’ hours Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, though, with films, because you can incorporate a variety of elements, and sometimes that can work for you and sometimes I think it can work against you Picture Quote #1

Sorry you're having a rough day at work but at least your job isn't to grow into bacon Picture Quote #1

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I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday Picture Quote #1

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by Picture Quote #1

We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us Picture Quote #1

I'm quitting to pursue my dream of not working here Picture Quote #1

I do my work at the same time each day - the last minute Picture Quote #1

God didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can? Picture Quote #1

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Work is making a living out of being bored Picture Quote #1

Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work Picture Quote #1

Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy Picture Quote #1

I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own Picture Quote #1

No one’s dream job involves a kiosk Picture Quote #1

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up Picture Quote #1

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A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time Picture Quote #1

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day Picture Quote #1

A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking Picture Quote #1

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early Picture Quote #1

Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I’m being held Picture Quote #1

There’s not a single job in this town. There’s nothin’, nada, zip. Unless you wanna workforty hours a week Picture Quote #1

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Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers. (Funny Work Quotes) Movies either work or they don’t work and they’re either funny or they’re not and we work very hard. To achieve that kind of work is really kind of delicate stitching. (Funny Work Quotes) It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He can’t eat for eight hours; he can’t drink for eight hours; he can’t make love for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work. (Funny Work Quotes) Every time I work on a scene or I work on the overall movie, I had my kids unconsciously in mind. Is that going to please them? Is it going to be funny for them? And if it is funny for them, is it going to be funny for their friends and their friends’ friends? (Funny Work Quotes) Pickup lines never work...I think someone clever, witty and funny is very attractive. (Funny Work Quotes) President Obama is funny, he’s thoughtful, he’s challenging, he’s fun to work with - and it’s been an extraordinary privilege. (Funny Work Quotes) Twitter, to me, works if you’re funny. Twitter doesn’t work as a promotional tool unless you do it very, very, very occasionally. (Funny Work Quotes) If you’re funny, you can find a stage to get on. If you’re good, you’ll start to get work and eventually get paid. (Funny Work Quotes) There’s a lot of very funny people I’d love to work with that I’ve never met, of course. I love Steve Martin and Jim Carrey. (Funny Work Quotes) I really love showing up at work at 10 A.M., trying to make it funny until 3 P.M., and then going home. It’s like comedy bankers’ hours. (Funny Work Quotes) It’s funny, though, with films, because you can incorporate a variety of elements, and sometimes that can work for you and sometimes I think it can work against you. (Funny Work Quotes) Sorry you're having a rough day at work but at least your job isn't to grow into bacon (Funny Work Quotes) I would tell you to go to hell, but I work there and I don't want to see you everyday (Funny Work Quotes) I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by (Funny Work Quotes) We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us (Funny Work Quotes) I'm quitting to pursue my dream of not working here (Funny Work Quotes) I do my work at the same time each day - the last minute (Funny Work Quotes) God didn't do it all in one day. What makes me think I can? (Funny Work Quotes) Work is making a living out of being bored (Funny Work Quotes) Anyone who can walk to the welfare office can walk to work (Funny Work Quotes) Hard work is damn near as overrated as monogamy (Funny Work Quotes) I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own (Funny Work Quotes) No one’s dream job involves a kiosk (Funny Work Quotes) People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up (Funny Work Quotes) A baseball game is twice as much fun if you're seeing it on the company's time (Funny Work Quotes) By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day (Funny Work Quotes) A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking (Funny Work Quotes) I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early (Funny Work Quotes) Whenever I call a company and get put on hold, I never really feel like I’m being held (Funny Work Quotes) There’s not a single job in this town. There’s nothin’, nada, zip. Unless you wanna workforty hours a week (Funny Work Quotes)

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