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Funny Work Quotes

My goal is not to wake up at 40 with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life in a job I hate, because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens Picture Quote #1

Payday. Rest of the month Picture Quote #1

Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties Picture Quote #1

Procrastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work, because I will be older, therefore wiser Picture Quote #1

This is how I feel when I run away from work on Friday Picture Quote #1

Of course women don’t work as hard as men... They get it right the first time Picture Quote #1

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This is my Monday face. Holidays and vacations excluded Picture Quote #1

When you get to work and sit at your desk and think about dying for 45 minutes Picture Quote #1

Monday morning commute. Yeah, that’s how you look Picture Quote #1

When I arrive at work in the morning. In three hours I’ll have 5 hours left Picture Quote #1

Congratulations on getting promoted to the job you’re already doing Picture Quote #1

Cheer up. If all else fails you can set the building on fire Picture Quote #1

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Tomorrow. A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored Picture Quote #1

Always give 100% at work. 12% Monday. 23% Tuesday. 40% Wednesday. 20% Thursday. 5% Friday Picture Quote #1

In just one hour from now I’ll only have 4 hours left until I have to work a mere 3 hours Picture Quote #1

The plant called. They said if you don’t come in today, don’t bother coming in on Monday. Woohoo four day weekend! Picture Quote #1

Group projects help me understand why Batman works alone Picture Quote #1

Work procrastination Picture Quote #1

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I laugh when I’m writing. I feel like all my work is funny to me Picture Quote #1

No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early Picture Quote #1

A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked Picture Quote #1

I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else Picture Quote #1

It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong Picture Quote #1

As soon as I got funny, I killed any majestic intentions in my work Picture Quote #1

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I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours Picture Quote #1

A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job Picture Quote #1

Congratulations on your new job that you probably won't like any better Picture Quote #1

You leaving the office for two weeks is all the vacation time I need Picture Quote #1

Dear God, give me a reason to get up tomorrow and go to that work I hate so much. You're poor! Picture Quote #1

I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around Picture Quote #1

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My goal is not to wake up at 40 with the bitter realization that I've wasted my life in a job I hate, because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens (Funny Work Quotes) Payday. Rest of the month (Funny Work Quotes) Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties (Funny Work Quotes) Procrastinator? No. I just wait until the last second to do my work, because I will be older, therefore wiser (Funny Work Quotes) This is how I feel when I run away from work on Friday (Funny Work Quotes) Of course women don’t work as hard as men... They get it right the first time (Funny Work Quotes) This is my Monday face. Holidays and vacations excluded (Funny Work Quotes) When you get to work and sit at your desk and think about dying for 45 minutes (Funny Work Quotes) Monday morning commute. Yeah, that’s how you look (Funny Work Quotes) When I arrive at work in the morning. In three hours I’ll have 5 hours left (Funny Work Quotes) Congratulations on getting promoted to the job you’re already doing (Funny Work Quotes) Cheer up. If all else fails you can set the building on fire (Funny Work Quotes) Tomorrow. A mystical land where 99% of all human productivity, motivation and achievement is stored (Funny Work Quotes) Always give 100% at work. 12% Monday. 23% Tuesday. 40% Wednesday. 20% Thursday. 5% Friday (Funny Work Quotes) In just one hour from now I’ll only have 4 hours left until I have to work a mere 3 hours (Funny Work Quotes) The plant called. They said if you don’t come in today, don’t bother coming in on Monday. Woohoo four day weekend! (Funny Work Quotes) Group projects help me understand why Batman works alone (Funny Work Quotes) Work procrastination (Funny Work Quotes) I laugh when I’m writing. I feel like all my work is funny to me. (Funny Work Quotes) No man goes before his time - unless the boss leaves early (Funny Work Quotes) A guy gave me a job at an information booth - no questions asked (Funny Work Quotes) I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up something else (Funny Work Quotes) It takes less time to do a thing right, than it does to explain why you did it wrong (Funny Work Quotes) As soon as I got funny, I killed any majestic intentions in my work (Funny Work Quotes) I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours (Funny Work Quotes) A lot of people quit looking for work as soon as they find a job (Funny Work Quotes) Congratulations on your new job that you probably won't like any better (Funny Work Quotes) You leaving the office for two weeks is all the vacation time I need (Funny Work Quotes) Dear God, give me a reason to get up tomorrow and go to that work I hate so much. You're poor! (Funny Work Quotes) I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around (Funny Work Quotes)

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