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Funny Wisdom Quotes

A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
A year from now you'll wish you started today
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
You had me at hello
If cats could talk, they wouldn't
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Patience and wisdom. One of the greatest secrets of life is having patience and wisdom!  (Funny Wisdom Quotes) Wisdom doesn't necessarily come with age. Sometimes age just shows up all by itself  (Funny Wisdom Quotes) It doesn't matter how many resources you have. If you don't know how to use them, it will never be enough  (Funny Wisdom Quotes) Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad  (Funny Wisdom Quotes) Some folks are wise and some are otherwise  (Funny Wisdom Quotes) Everyone is wise until he speaks  (Funny Wisdom Quotes) Gray hair is a sign of age, not of wisdom  (Funny Wisdom Quotes) Listen to the wisdom of the toothless ones  (Funny Wisdom Quotes) As for me, all I know is that I know nothing  (Funny Wisdom Quotes) Wisdom tooth. Not that wise  (Funny Wisdom Quotes) To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid  (Funny Wisdom Quotes) I'll never be old enough to know better  (Funny Wisdom Quotes) I give myself very good advice but I very seldom follow it  (Funny Wisdom Quotes) Wise men speak because they have something to say. Fools, because they have to say something  (Funny Wisdom Quotes) I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I nor the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom  (Funny Wisdom Quotes) It’s funny, because in deference to conventional wisdom, I spent my struggling writer years trying to suppress my naturally baroque literary voice and write clean, spare prose. I finally gave up and embraced my baroque tendencies when I wrote the Kushiel series  (Funny Wisdom Quotes) Children are wise in a funny kind of way. They haven’t developed so many vested interests of self. There is a wisdom, a lack of self-consciousness, that is innocence  (Funny Wisdom Quotes) I have no agenda except to be funny. Neither I or the writers profess to offer any worldly wisdom  (Funny Wisdom Quotes)