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Funny Wedding Quotes

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished Picture Quote #1

Now I can get fat Picture Quote #1

I can't keep calm, I'm getting married Picture Quote #1

What weddings are about Picture Quote #1

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers Picture Quote #1

A wedding invitation is a gift subpoena Picture Quote #1

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Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise Picture Quote #1

We’ll have a wedding dress campout. It’ll be fun. I can’t go. I’ve got this thing. What thing? A penis Picture Quote #1

I'm the groomsman who's been assigned to sleep with you Picture Quote #1

I'll be attending your wedding alone but consuming cake and champagne for two Picture Quote #1

I told him I wanted to walk down the aisle... He took me grocery shopping Picture Quote #1

Always a bridesmaid, never a bride Picture Quote #1

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We're starting our lives together. Let's spend all our money in one day Picture Quote #1

A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!!! Picture Quote #1

My mom's reaction to me catching the bouquet! Picture Quote #1

Wow! you get to be with him all the time, for the rest of your life, until you die! Picture Quote #1

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting Picture Quote #1

Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures Picture Quote #1

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Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit Picture Quote #1

I’ll never be a bride again. Now I’m just someone’s wife. And I’m the happiest guy in the world Picture Quote #1

My sister just got married, she asked me to save her newspaper from her wedding day Picture Quote #1

It would be an honor to ruin your wedding Picture Quote #1

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers Picture Quote #1

A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians Picture Quote #1

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Oh I don't mind going to weddings, just as long as it's not my own Picture Quote #1

She's been married so many times she's got rice marks on her face Picture Quote #1

Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway Picture Quote #1

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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished (Funny Wedding Quotes) Now I can get fat (Funny Wedding Quotes) I can't keep calm, I'm getting married (Funny Wedding Quotes) What weddings are about (Funny Wedding Quotes) A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers (Funny Wedding Quotes) A wedding invitation is a gift subpoena (Funny Wedding Quotes) Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise (Funny Wedding Quotes) We’ll have a wedding dress campout. It’ll be fun. I can’t go. I’ve got this thing. What thing? A penis (Funny Wedding Quotes) I'm the groomsman who's been assigned to sleep with you (Funny Wedding Quotes) I'll be attending your wedding alone but consuming cake and champagne for two (Funny Wedding Quotes) I told him I wanted to walk down the aisle... He took me grocery shopping (Funny Wedding Quotes) Always a bridesmaid, never a bride (Funny Wedding Quotes) We're starting our lives together. Let's spend all our money in one day (Funny Wedding Quotes) A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!!! (Funny Wedding Quotes) My mom's reaction to me catching the bouquet! (Funny Wedding Quotes) Wow! you get to be with him all the time, for the rest of your life, until you die! (Funny Wedding Quotes) A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting (Funny Wedding Quotes) Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures (Funny Wedding Quotes) Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit (Funny Wedding Quotes) I’ll never be a bride again. Now I’m just someone’s wife. And I’m the happiest guy in the world (Funny Wedding Quotes) My sister just got married, she asked me to save her newspaper from her wedding day (Funny Wedding Quotes) It would be an honor to ruin your wedding (Funny Wedding Quotes) Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers (Funny Wedding Quotes) A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians (Funny Wedding Quotes) Oh I don't mind going to weddings, just as long as it's not my own (Funny Wedding Quotes) She's been married so many times she's got rice marks on her face (Funny Wedding Quotes) Marriage is give and take. You’d better give it to her or she’ll take it anyway (Funny Wedding Quotes)