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Funny Wedding Quotes

I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
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Be yourself; everyone else is already taken
A year from now you'll wish you started today
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Having you in my life made everything better
The only place success comes before work is in the dictionary
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What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished  (Funny Wedding Quotes) Now I can get fat  (Funny Wedding Quotes) I can't keep calm, I'm getting married  (Funny Wedding Quotes) What weddings are about  (Funny Wedding Quotes) A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers  (Funny Wedding Quotes) Always a bridesmaid, never a bride  (Funny Wedding Quotes) I told him I wanted to walk down the aisle... He took me grocery shopping  (Funny Wedding Quotes) I'll be attending your wedding alone but consuming cake and champagne for two  (Funny Wedding Quotes) I'm the groomsman who's been assigned to sleep with you  (Funny Wedding Quotes) We’ll have a wedding dress campout. It’ll be fun. I can’t go. I’ve got this thing. What thing? A penis  (Funny Wedding Quotes) Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise  (Funny Wedding Quotes) A wedding invitation is a gift subpoena  (Funny Wedding Quotes) In the end, it’s all about perseverance  (Funny Wedding Quotes) A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting  (Funny Wedding Quotes) Wow! you get to be with him all the time, for the rest of your life, until you die!  (Funny Wedding Quotes) My mom's reaction to me catching the bouquet!  (Funny Wedding Quotes)
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