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Funny Wedding Quotes
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
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What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
A year from now you'll wish you started today
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When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
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Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished (Funny Wedding Quotes)
Now I can get fat (Funny Wedding Quotes)
I can't keep calm, I'm getting married (Funny Wedding Quotes)
What weddings are about (Funny Wedding Quotes)
A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers (Funny Wedding Quotes)
Always a bridesmaid, never a bride (Funny Wedding Quotes)
I told him I wanted to walk down the aisle... He took me grocery shopping (Funny Wedding Quotes)
I'll be attending your wedding alone but consuming cake and champagne for two (Funny Wedding Quotes)
I'm the groomsman who's been assigned to sleep with you (Funny Wedding Quotes)
We’ll have a wedding dress campout. It’ll be fun. I can’t go. I’ve got this thing. What thing? A penis (Funny Wedding Quotes)
Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise (Funny Wedding Quotes)
A wedding invitation is a gift subpoena (Funny Wedding Quotes)
In the end, it’s all about perseverance (Funny Wedding Quotes)
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting (Funny Wedding Quotes)
Wow! you get to be with him all the time, for the rest of your life, until you die! (Funny Wedding Quotes)
My mom's reaction to me catching the bouquet! (Funny Wedding Quotes)
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