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Funny Valentines Day Quotes

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Love is just a chocolate substitute  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) You’re pretty much my favorite of all time in the history of ever Happy Valentine’s Day  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) We’re all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with then and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love - true love. Happy Valentine’s Day  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Anyone can catch your eye, but it takes someone special to catch your heart. Happy Valentine’s Day  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) When you’re in love you never really know whether your elation comes from the qualities of the one you love, or if it attributes them to her; whether the light which surrounds her like a halo comes from you, from her, or from the meeting of your sparks  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes)
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