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Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Do you have a date for Valentine’s day? Yes. February 14th Picture Quote #1
Do not touch me Picture Quote #1
How I thought Valentine’s Day would turn out. How it actually turned out Picture Quote #1
Missing: This guy. Last seen: February 14th. Presumed dead Picture Quote #1
People who will be my Valentine Picture Quote #1
Valentine's day in Texas Picture Quote #1
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I’m obsessed with you in a non-creepy way Picture Quote #1
I find you perfectly tolerable Picture Quote #1
Happy Valentines day. Shut up Picture Quote #1
It’s not the men in my life that count, it’s the life in my men Picture Quote #1
A man is only as good as what he loves Picture Quote #1
Friend: What are your plans for this Valentine’s? Me: Killing everyone who is asking me this! Picture Quote #1
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Valentines Day = Single Awareness Day Picture Quote #1
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife Picture Quote #1
You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap! Picture Quote #1
Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life Picture Quote #1
Love and a cough cannot be hid Picture Quote #1
Women are cursed, and men are the proof Picture Quote #1
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Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you’re old Picture Quote #1
Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine’s Day gift for their mother? Doens’t that freak you out a little? It’s like, ‘I don’t know how to break this to you but I think she’s banging your dad!’ Picture Quote #1
Sex, unlike justice, should not be seen to be done Picture Quote #1
Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter Picture Quote #1
Love is just a chocolate substitute Picture Quote #1
A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years Picture Quote #1
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My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to Picture Quote #1
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight Picture Quote #1
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Do you have a date for Valentine’s day? Yes. February 14th  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Do not touch me  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) How I thought Valentine’s Day would turn out. How it actually turned out  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Missing: This guy. Last seen: February 14th. Presumed dead  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) People who will be my Valentine  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Valentine's day in Texas  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) I’m obsessed with you in a non-creepy way  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) I find you perfectly tolerable  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Happy Valentines day. Shut up  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) It’s not the men in my life that count, it’s the life in my men  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) A man is only as good as what he loves  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Friend: What are your plans for this Valentine’s? Me: Killing everyone who is asking me this!  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Valentines Day = Single Awareness Day  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) You’d be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap!  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Like the measles, love is most dangerous when it comes late in life  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Love and a cough cannot be hid  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Women are cursed, and men are the proof  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Today, folks, should be all about love. Unless you’re old  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine’s Day gift for their mother? Doens’t that freak you out a little? It’s like, ‘I don’t know how to break this to you but I think she’s banging your dad!’  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Sex, unlike justice, should not be seen to be done  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Basement smells bad. Look for cat poops, change litter  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Love is just a chocolate substitute  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) A kiss makes the heart young again and wipes out the years  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want him to  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes) Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight  (Funny Valentines Day Quotes)