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Funny Twitter Quotes
I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
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Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
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Dogs teach us a lot of things but none more important than to love unconditionally






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Work procrastination (Funny Twitter Quotes)
Who needs FB or Twitter because I’m already following you (Funny Twitter Quotes)
In case of fire exit the building before tweeting about it (Funny Twitter Quotes)
Twitter is stupid, and Instagram is Twitter for people who can't read (Funny Twitter Quotes)
Just so you know - tweeting your problems won't make them disappear (Funny Twitter Quotes)
Someone favoriting a tweet is really all the validation I need (Funny Twitter Quotes)
Screw you and your 38,000 twitter followers! (Funny Twitter Quotes)
I think we need to take a follow break until you get your Twittering under control (Funny Twitter Quotes)