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Funny Story Quotes

The fact that ‘A Dirty Job’ has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it with a whimsical tone, despite the fact that it’s about death, makes it hard to characterize with standard genre labels - but I have no problem with that. I’d call it a funny story about death, and leave it at that Picture Quote #1

Writing a funny story is one thing. But writing a funny story that inspires others to venture beyond their level of comfort in pursuit of their greater good is what makes me come alive Picture Quote #1

When I’m interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That’s all they want from me. I don’t want to tell my life story Picture Quote #1

This is a funny story. We’d asked the guards every day for cappuccino. You know, just as a joke. And they’d come in with their cups of coffee and stuff. And so I get here and I have a spot for a cappuccino machine, and it didn’t work. So I don’t have any cappuccino ... I didn’t miss the cappuccino, I missed the idea of cappuccino Picture Quote #1

Funny stories on set - there are thousands of them, but they are only funny to the people who were on the movies. You start to have inside jokes and gallows humor. You have all kinds of things you laugh at, but as soon as you tell somebody, the joke falls flat because they don’t know the context of it Picture Quote #1

I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things - whereas regular people tend to run away - because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story Picture Quote #1

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I like how you don’t hide your problems like everyone else, and I don’t have to hide mine when I’m around you Picture Quote #1

Why, he began slowly, is Victor Dashkov joining us? Well, it’s kind of a funny story . Picture Quote #1

I always have a funny story at communion time that underscores that no one is perfect, and that communion is not for perfect people but for hungry people Picture Quote #1

When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining Picture Quote #1

Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you’re the funniest person you’ve ever heard of Picture Quote #1

Here’s what I really love: I love a funny story that I can tag a serious line on the end of Picture Quote #1

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I don’t sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad Picture Quote #1

Humor is important. If you’re going to tell any sort of realistic story, you’re going to have to have humor in it, because people are funny. Clever people especially Picture Quote #1

The character and the actor in a long-running series slowly become one. I think there must be funny stories about actors who, in the pilot for a TV series, did some weird thing with their eyes, or some speech impediment or something, and the next thing you know, it’s eight years later, and they’re still doing that freaking gag Picture Quote #1

Funny story: I was hanging out with Adam Shankman for Samantha Ronson’s birthday, and Lance Bass was there. I don’t really know Lance, but he comes over to me and goes, ‘Hey, I just wanted to let you know I’m a fan of ‘Pretty Little Liars’ and I’m rooting for your character.’ It was surreal! That’s how ‘PLL’ has changed my life Picture Quote #1

I love Mikhail Bulgakov. He is very original and takes the story to unexpected places. I didn’t realise political writing could be so funny Picture Quote #1

Kyria Abrahams, former teen bride of a doomsday cult and seeker of salvation in slam poetry, tells the terribly funny story of her improbable life with candor, wit, and an unsparing eye for the perfect detail. Brilliant Picture Quote #1

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Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they’ll enjoy it Picture Quote #1

I wish I had a funny story Picture Quote #1

Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories Picture Quote #1

Funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story Picture Quote #1

The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities Picture Quote #1

I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place Picture Quote #1

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The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it Picture Quote #1

Thanks for actually having a funny story to tell me when you say you have a funny story to tell me Picture Quote #1

The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes Picture Quote #1

I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600’s. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican Picture Quote #1

I always have a funny story at communion time that underscores that no one is perfect, and that communion is not for perfect people but for hungry people Picture Quote #1

I’m 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I’m playing right where I’m supposed to be. I’m comfortable with that, but in the same breath I’d do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I’d do it Picture Quote #1

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The fact that ‘A Dirty Job’ has comedy and supernatural horror in it, that both are woven in and out of it with a whimsical tone, despite the fact that it’s about death, makes it hard to characterize with standard genre labels - but I have no problem with that. I’d call it a funny story about death, and leave it at that (Funny Story Quotes) Writing a funny story is one thing. But writing a funny story that inspires others to venture beyond their level of comfort in pursuit of their greater good is what makes me come alive. (Funny Story Quotes) When I’m interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That’s all they want from me. I don’t want to tell my life story. (Funny Story Quotes) This is a funny story. We’d asked the guards every day for cappuccino. You know, just as a joke. And they’d come in with their cups of coffee and stuff. And so I get here and I have a spot for a cappuccino machine, and it didn’t work. So I don’t have any cappuccino ... I didn’t miss the cappuccino, I missed the idea of cappuccino. (Funny Story Quotes) Funny stories on set - there are thousands of them, but they are only funny to the people who were on the movies. You start to have inside jokes and gallows humor. You have all kinds of things you laugh at, but as soon as you tell somebody, the joke falls flat because they don’t know the context of it. (Funny Story Quotes) I don’t know if I was always an open person, but I think stand-up comics specifically have this way of running towards embarrassing things - whereas regular people tend to run away - because the embarrassing story is always going to be the really funny story. (Funny Story Quotes) I like how you don’t hide your problems like everyone else, and I don’t have to hide mine when I’m around you. (Funny Story Quotes) Why, he began slowly, is Victor Dashkov joining us? Well, it’s kind of a funny story . . (Funny Story Quotes) I always have a funny story at communion time that underscores that no one is perfect, and that communion is not for perfect people but for hungry people. (Funny Story Quotes) When I was a kid I did impressions and funny voices a lot. When I was telling a story I would use the voices to make it more entertaining. (Funny Story Quotes) Everyone has at least one story, and each of us is funny if we admit it. You have to admit you’re the funniest person you’ve ever heard of. (Funny Story Quotes) Here’s what I really love: I love a funny story that I can tag a serious line on the end of (Funny Story Quotes) I don’t sit down to write a funny story. Every single thing I sit down to write is meant to be sad. (Funny Story Quotes) Humor is important. If you’re going to tell any sort of realistic story, you’re going to have to have humor in it, because people are funny. Clever people especially. (Funny Story Quotes) The character and the actor in a long-running series slowly become one. I think there must be funny stories about actors who, in the pilot for a TV series, did some weird thing with their eyes, or some speech impediment or something, and the next thing you know, it’s eight years later, and they’re still doing that freaking gag (Funny Story Quotes) Funny story: I was hanging out with Adam Shankman for Samantha Ronson’s birthday, and Lance Bass was there. I don’t really know Lance, but he comes over to me and goes, ‘Hey, I just wanted to let you know I’m a fan of ‘Pretty Little Liars’ and I’m rooting for your character.’ It was surreal! That’s how ‘PLL’ has changed my life (Funny Story Quotes) I love Mikhail Bulgakov. He is very original and takes the story to unexpected places. I didn’t realise political writing could be so funny (Funny Story Quotes) Kyria Abrahams, former teen bride of a doomsday cult and seeker of salvation in slam poetry, tells the terribly funny story of her improbable life with candor, wit, and an unsparing eye for the perfect detail. Brilliant (Funny Story Quotes) Kids enjoy laughing and are seldom bored when they find something funny. They also ask questions, often to adults, because they understand that the more words they can comprehend about a funny story or a joke, the more they’ll enjoy it (Funny Story Quotes) I wish I had a funny story (Funny Story Quotes) Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories (Funny Story Quotes) Funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story (Funny Story Quotes) The funniest racism is the racism between minorities. It's something you don't see dramatized, but almost every minority I know who's my age, they have these funny stories about their parents stereotyping other minorities (Funny Story Quotes) I think if everyone would write down the funny stories from their own childhoods, the world would be a better place (Funny Story Quotes) The humorous story is told gravely; the teller does his best to conceal the fact that he even dimly suspects that there is anything funny about it (Funny Story Quotes) Thanks for actually having a funny story to tell me when you say you have a funny story to tell me (Funny Story Quotes) The longer and more carefully we look at a funny story, the sadder it becomes (Funny Story Quotes) I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600’s. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican (Funny Story Quotes) I always have a funny story at communion time that underscores that no one is perfect, and that communion is not for perfect people but for hungry people (Funny Story Quotes) I’m 42 and the age of a guy who has kids, so I guess I’m playing right where I’m supposed to be. I’m comfortable with that, but in the same breath I’d do something edgy. If someone came to me and offered me an edgy and funny story, then I’d do it (Funny Story Quotes)

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