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Funny Sleep Quotes

Don't look back you're not going that way
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
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A year from now you'll wish you started today
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Sleeping is my drug, my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police  (Funny Sleep Quotes) Who dares awaken me?!!  (Funny Sleep Quotes) I'll sleep when i'm dead  (Funny Sleep Quotes) No day is so bad it can't be fixed with a nap  (Funny Sleep Quotes) Why fall in love when you can just fall asleep?  (Funny Sleep Quotes) The amount of sleep required by the average person is five minutes more  (Funny Sleep Quotes) Naptime. 5 years old. College. I don’t wanna. Praise the Lord!  (Funny Sleep Quotes) No, I have not slept well... why do you ask?  (Funny Sleep Quotes) Sleep? Who needs sleep  (Funny Sleep Quotes) You have exactly three seconds to explain why you woke me  (Funny Sleep Quotes) The biggest lie I tell myself... five more minutes  (Funny Sleep Quotes) You sleep on the floor tonight human  (Funny Sleep Quotes) If he truly loves me, he'll let me sleep  (Funny Sleep Quotes) Wake me up when the hot guy gets here  (Funny Sleep Quotes) Sleep is for people without access to the internet  (Funny Sleep Quotes) My mom introducing me to people. This animal sleeps it’s whole life away  (Funny Sleep Quotes) Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great  (Funny Sleep Quotes)