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Funny Simpsons Quotes

When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong Picture Quote #1

Everyone's having fun but me Picture Quote #1

I love these lazy Saturdays. It’s Wednesday, Homer Picture Quote #1

Alright brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me. But let’s just do this, and I can go back to killing you with beer Picture Quote #1

Ahhh. I’m just a big and toasty cinnamon bun. I never want to leave this bed Picture Quote #1

Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people.. you struggle to resist the urge to punch them in the face. And for what? Picture Quote #1

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1995. Poor Homer! He’s going to be stuck in this dead end job forever. 2013. Man, I wish I can have that level of job security Picture Quote #1

I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around Picture Quote #1

This is the worst day of my life. The worst day of your life so far Picture Quote #1

The plant called. They said if you don’t come in today, don’t bother coming in on Monday. Woohoo four day weekend! Picture Quote #1

Maybe we should kiss just to break the tension Picture Quote #1

I'm a unicorn Picture Quote #1

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Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand Picture Quote #1

Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic Picture Quote #1

Why must I be so voluptuous? Picture Quote #1

No Homer, you’ll kill us all. Or die trying Picture Quote #1

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When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong (Funny Simpsons Quotes) Everyone's having fun but me (Funny Simpsons Quotes) I love these lazy Saturdays. It’s Wednesday, Homer (Funny Simpsons Quotes) Alright brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me. But let’s just do this, and I can go back to killing you with beer (Funny Simpsons Quotes) Ahhh. I’m just a big and toasty cinnamon bun. I never want to leave this bed (Funny Simpsons Quotes) Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people.. you struggle to resist the urge to punch them in the face. And for what? (Funny Simpsons Quotes) 1995. Poor Homer! He’s going to be stuck in this dead end job forever. 2013. Man, I wish I can have that level of job security (Funny Simpsons Quotes) I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around (Funny Simpsons Quotes) This is the worst day of my life. The worst day of your life so far (Funny Simpsons Quotes) The plant called. They said if you don’t come in today, don’t bother coming in on Monday. Woohoo four day weekend! (Funny Simpsons Quotes) Maybe we should kiss just to break the tension (Funny Simpsons Quotes) I'm a unicorn (Funny Simpsons Quotes) Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand (Funny Simpsons Quotes) Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic (Funny Simpsons Quotes) Why must I be so voluptuous? (Funny Simpsons Quotes) No Homer, you’ll kill us all. Or die trying (Funny Simpsons Quotes)