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Funny Simpsons Quotes

Don't look back you're not going that way
I like me a little bit more when i'm with you
The darkest nights produce the brightest stars
What a beautiful world it would be if people had hearts like dogs
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is
Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want
A girl doesn't need anyone who doesn't need her
I meant to behave but there were too many other options
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When a woman says nothing's wrong that means everything is wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong that means everything is wrong  (Funny Simpsons Quotes) Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people.. you struggle to resist the urge to punch them in the face. And for what?  (Funny Simpsons Quotes) No Homer, you’ll kill us all. Or die trying  (Funny Simpsons Quotes) Why must I be so voluptuous?  (Funny Simpsons Quotes) Homer, lighten up. You're making 'Happy Hour' bitterly ironic  (Funny Simpsons Quotes) Just because I don’t care doesn’t mean I don’t understand  (Funny Simpsons Quotes) I'm a unicorn  (Funny Simpsons Quotes) Maybe we should kiss just to break the tension  (Funny Simpsons Quotes) The plant called. They said if you don’t come in today, don’t bother coming in on Monday. Woohoo four day weekend!  (Funny Simpsons Quotes) This is the worst day of my life. The worst day of your life so far  (Funny Simpsons Quotes) I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around  (Funny Simpsons Quotes) 1995. Poor Homer! He’s going to be stuck in this dead end job forever. 2013. Man, I wish I can have that level of job security  (Funny Simpsons Quotes) Ahhh. I’m just a big and toasty cinnamon bun. I never want to leave this bed  (Funny Simpsons Quotes) Alright brain, I don’t like you and you don’t like me. But let’s just do this, and I can go back to killing you with beer  (Funny Simpsons Quotes) I love these lazy Saturdays. It’s Wednesday, Homer  (Funny Simpsons Quotes) Everyone's having fun but me  (Funny Simpsons Quotes)