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Funny Shopping Quotes

I never make the same mistake twice. I make it five or six times, just to be sure
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I told you I'll be ready in FIVE minutes, stop calling me every half hour
Money may not buy happiness, but it's better to cry in a Lamborghini
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And then you meet one person and your life changes forever
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work
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You had me at hello
The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why
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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results
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Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want  (Funny Shopping Quotes) The voices told me to buy more shoes  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Don't cry. Go shopping and get over it  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I will carry 17 grocery bags or die trying before making two trips  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I don’t know what it is, but it’s on sale  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I need shoes  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Would you like a bag? No I'll just put everything in my pocket  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Buy a weeks worth of food. Get some fast food on the way home  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Shut up and take my money  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Two trips are for the weak  (Funny Shopping Quotes) How women choose shampoo. How men choose shampoo  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I'd rather break my arms that take two trips  (Funny Shopping Quotes) What your girlfriend sees. What you see  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I am not a shopaholic, I am helping the economy  (Funny Shopping Quotes) When I carry in the groceries  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Life is short. Buy the shoes  (Funny Shopping Quotes) You can shop online! No, shopping is my cardio  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Getting home after buying all your favorite foods from the grocery store  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Payday. Rest of the month  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I've been shopping all my life and I still have nothing to wear  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Shopping with girlfriends  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Let’s go shopping, she said. It won’t take long, she said  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Tetris. Level: Boss  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Because to trips are for pussies  (Funny Shopping Quotes) If the shoe fits, buy it in every color!  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Oh girl, HOLD ON, are those shoes on sale?  (Funny Shopping Quotes) I told him I wanted to walk down the aisle... He took me grocery shopping  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Don't get mad. Get new shoes  (Funny Shopping Quotes) Shopping with a basket. You're doing it wrong  (Funny Shopping Quotes) That awkward moment when you leave a store but don’t buy anything, and you’re telling yourself “act natural, you’re innocent”  (Funny Shopping Quotes)
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