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It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married  (Funny Sex Quotes) Life is like sex, you can either lie back and let it screw you, or you can get on top and ride the hell out of it  (Funny Sex Quotes) Blow me  (Funny Sex Quotes) No one`s a virgin, life screws us all!  (Funny Sex Quotes) I get 60 miles per gallon, what do you get? Laid  (Funny Sex Quotes) No relationship. No emotions. Just sex. Praise the lord  (Funny Sex Quotes) Having sex doesn't make you an adult. But it could make you a baby  (Funny Sex Quotes) Doesn't matter. Had sex  (Funny Sex Quotes) My sexual preference is often  (Funny Sex Quotes) You two ARE having sex! Really? David why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down  (Funny Sex Quotes) Others have sex in the kitchen I eat in bed  (Funny Sex Quotes) Dude, I swear I was just switching channels  (Funny Sex Quotes) The morning after  (Funny Sex Quotes) I didn’t sleep with my husband before we were married, did you? I don’t know, what’s your husbands name again?  (Funny Sex Quotes) My head hurts. We can’t have sex. Said no man ever  (Funny Sex Quotes) Abstinence. Not 100 percent effective  (Funny Sex Quotes) I believe in catch and release. In other words, you can't spend the night  (Funny Sex Quotes) Force it in as deep as you can. That’s what she said  (Funny Sex Quotes) I want to give you... You know - the sex  (Funny Sex Quotes) Bacon cake. Who needs sex?  (Funny Sex Quotes) You’re welcome  (Funny Sex Quotes) It would be ironic if tennis players were quiet in the bedroom  (Funny Sex Quotes) I’ve swallowed just about as much as I can take from you! Phrasing  (Funny Sex Quotes) The good ones screw you; the bad ones screw you... and the rest don't know how to screw you  (Funny Sex Quotes) Unlocks door. Who’s there? Are you a sex criminal? Nobody wants to do that to you, ma!  (Funny Sex Quotes) I think I did  (Funny Sex Quotes) Damn right I'm good in bed, I can sleep for days  (Funny Sex Quotes) i need to have sex. It's been too long  (Funny Sex Quotes) My sex life is like a Ferrari. I don't have a Ferrari  (Funny Sex Quotes)
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