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Funny School Quotes

Time will pass, will you? Picture Quote #1

Looking for your friends in a new class Picture Quote #1

Nothing made you happier than seeing this when walking into a classroom as a kid Picture Quote #1

OMG who the hell cares Picture Quote #1

Can I be excused for the rest of my life? Picture Quote #1

Walking past a class that your friend is in Picture Quote #1

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Best place to sleep. Best place to eat. Best place to think Picture Quote #1

In Class: I'll just do this at home. At Home: I'll just do this in class Picture Quote #1

Teacher asked me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch Picture Quote #1

When you gotta get up for school and you sit on the bed for 20 minutes like this Picture Quote #1

After a math test Picture Quote #1

How I felt in high school. How I feel in college Picture Quote #1

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1st semester: Get all A’s. Rest of year: just don’t fail Picture Quote #1

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They'll never believe you Picture Quote #1

Respect your parents, they did high school without Google or Wikipedia Picture Quote #1

I'm late for school. I'll try again tomorrow Picture Quote #1

At school I was very shy. I wasn’t funny really Picture Quote #1

Teachers be like

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First day of school Picture Quote #1

Sorry kids, no more snow days Picture Quote #1

Going to school. Leaving school Picture Quote #1

No student drop off - strictly enforced Picture Quote #1

Last five minutes of exam Picture Quote #1

I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school? Picture Quote #1

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I’ve never been to a prom or a dance; so it’s funny, because we have dances on the show, and I’ll be like, ‘Oh yay! It’s my school dance!’ Picture Quote #1

Once an actor told me he went to the Shakespeare School of Acting, and I said, ‘I went to the Shakespeare of Acting, too’ and he said, ‘Oh really?’ And I said, ‘I went to Shakespeare Elementary School in Chicago.’ He didn’t take the joke well, he didn’t laugh and didn’t think it was funny - I thought it was funny. It’s all the same to me Picture Quote #1

For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy Picture Quote #1

Humor was also a defense mechanism from getting picked on at school. If I could be funny maybe people wouldn’t bother me Picture Quote #1

It’s funny, because in drama school, my greatest strength was my range. So my early career was like that: I played all kinds of different characters Picture Quote #1

The two best days of school, the first and the last Picture Quote #1

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Time will pass, will you? (Funny School Quotes) Looking for your friends in a new class (Funny School Quotes) Nothing made you happier than seeing this when walking into a classroom as a kid (Funny School Quotes) OMG who the hell cares (Funny School Quotes) Can I be excused for the rest of my life? (Funny School Quotes) Walking past a class that your friend is in (Funny School Quotes) Best place to sleep. Best place to eat. Best place to think (Funny School Quotes) In Class: I'll just do this at home. At Home: I'll just do this in class (Funny School Quotes) Teacher asked me to turn in my essay, but I ain't no snitch (Funny School Quotes) When you gotta get up for school and you sit on the bed for 20 minutes like this (Funny School Quotes) After a math test (Funny School Quotes) How I felt in high school. How I feel in college (Funny School Quotes) 1st semester: Get all A’s. Rest of year: just don’t fail (Funny School Quotes) Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They'll never believe you (Funny School Quotes) Respect your parents, they did high school without Google or Wikipedia (Funny School Quotes) I'm late for school. I'll try again tomorrow (Funny School Quotes) At school I was very shy. I wasn’t funny really. (Funny School Quotes) Teachers be like "I'm just gonna wait 'til it's quiet" (Funny School Quotes) First day of school (Funny School Quotes) Sorry kids, no more snow days (Funny School Quotes) Going to school. Leaving school (Funny School Quotes) No student drop off - strictly enforced (Funny School Quotes) Last five minutes of exam (Funny School Quotes) I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school? (Funny School Quotes) I’ve never been to a prom or a dance; so it’s funny, because we have dances on the show, and I’ll be like, ‘Oh yay! It’s my school dance!’ (Funny School Quotes) Once an actor told me he went to the Shakespeare School of Acting, and I said, ‘I went to the Shakespeare of Acting, too’ and he said, ‘Oh really?’ And I said, ‘I went to Shakespeare Elementary School in Chicago.’ He didn’t take the joke well, he didn’t laugh and didn’t think it was funny - I thought it was funny. It’s all the same to me. (Funny School Quotes) For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy. (Funny School Quotes) Humor was also a defense mechanism from getting picked on at school. If I could be funny maybe people wouldn’t bother me. (Funny School Quotes) It’s funny, because in drama school, my greatest strength was my range. So my early career was like that: I played all kinds of different characters. (Funny School Quotes) The two best days of school, the first and the last (Funny School Quotes)

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