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Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity Picture Quote #1

I wish all teenagers can filter through songs instead of turning to drugs and alcohol Picture Quote #1

Alcohol doesn’t console, it doesn’t fill up anyone’s psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn’t comfort man. On the contrary, it encourages him in his folly, it transports him to the supreme regions where he is master of his own destiny Picture Quote #1

A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her Picture Quote #1

I don’t even drink! I can’t stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year’s Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don’t touch booze - I’m always the designated driver Picture Quote #1

If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you Picture Quote #1

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When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place Picture Quote #1

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza Picture Quote #1

When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea Picture Quote #1

There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world Picture Quote #1

Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror Picture Quote #1

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy Picture Quote #1

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I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful Picture Quote #1

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off Picture Quote #1

As women slowly gain power, their values and priorities are reshaping the agenda. A multitude of studies show that when women control the family funds, they generally spend more on health, nutrition, and education - and less on alcohol and cigarettes Picture Quote #1

Very funny my sarcastic friend Picture Quote #1

My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them Picture Quote #1

Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person Picture Quote #1

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Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity (Funny Sarcastic Quotes) I wish all teenagers can filter through songs instead of turning to drugs and alcohol (Funny Sarcastic Quotes) Alcohol doesn’t console, it doesn’t fill up anyone’s psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn’t comfort man. On the contrary, it encourages him in his folly, it transports him to the supreme regions where he is master of his own destiny. (Funny Sarcastic Quotes) A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her (Funny Sarcastic Quotes) I don’t even drink! I can’t stand the taste of alcohol. Every New Year’s Eve I try one drink and every time it makes me feel sick. So I don’t touch booze - I’m always the designated driver. (Funny Sarcastic Quotes) If they took all the drugs, nicotine, alcohol and caffeine off the market for six days, they’d have to bring out the tanks to control you. (Funny Sarcastic Quotes) When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place (Funny Sarcastic Quotes) Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza (Funny Sarcastic Quotes) When I have an idea, I turn down the flame, as if it were a little alcohol stove, as low as it will go. Then it explodes and that is my idea (Funny Sarcastic Quotes) There is nothing funny about Halloween. This sarcastic festival reflects, rather, an infernal demand for revenge by children on the adult world (Funny Sarcastic Quotes) Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror (Funny Sarcastic Quotes) Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy (Funny Sarcastic Quotes) I'm very serious about no alcohol, no drugs. Life is too beautiful (Funny Sarcastic Quotes) Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off (Funny Sarcastic Quotes) As women slowly gain power, their values and priorities are reshaping the agenda. A multitude of studies show that when women control the family funds, they generally spend more on health, nutrition, and education - and less on alcohol and cigarettes (Funny Sarcastic Quotes) Very funny my sarcastic friend (Funny Sarcastic Quotes) My rule of life prescribed as an absolutely sacred rite smoking cigars and also the drinking of alcohol before, after and if need be during all meals and in the intervals between them (Funny Sarcastic Quotes) Avoid using cigarettes, alcohol, and drugs as alternatives to being an interesting person (Funny Sarcastic Quotes)