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Funny Santa Quotes

Men go shopping to buy what they need. Women go shopping to find out what they want - Funny Quotes
A year from now you'll wish you started today - Work Quotes
When I first saw you I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew - William Shakespeare Quotes
Don't look back you're not going that way - Inspirational Quotes
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Someone is on the naughty list  (Funny Santa Quotes) It’s ok, they will just think Santa ate them  (Funny Santa Quotes) Christmas. Somehow I don’t think Santa will be visiting me this year  (Funny Santa Quotes) He see’s you when you’re sleeping  (Funny Santa Quotes) Santa... you got my letter!!  (Funny Santa Quotes) Works 1 day a year. Spends the rest of it judging you  (Funny Santa Quotes) OMG! Santa! I know him!!  (Funny Santa Quotes) Santa. Expectation. Reality  (Funny Santa Quotes) You're not the real Santa!!  (Funny Santa Quotes) And when Santa squeezes his fat as down that chimney tonight... he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nut house  (Funny Santa Quotes) If a fat man puts you in a bag at night... don’t worry. I told Santa I want YOU for Christmas  (Funny Santa Quotes) Dear Santa, I’m writing to tell you I’ve been naughty and it was worth it. You fat, judgmental bastard  (Funny Santa Quotes) There are three stages of a man's life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus  (Funny Santa Quotes)