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Funny Retirement Quotes

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He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which  (Funny Retirement Quotes) I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early  (Funny Retirement Quotes) People think retiring is fun. Well, maybe, but if you have a certain kind of fire inside, there is no end in sight  (Funny Retirement Quotes) Every time I try to retire, or even think of retiring from acting, my agent comes up with a script  (Funny Retirement Quotes) You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there  (Funny Retirement Quotes) Retirement, we understand, is great if you are busy, rich, and healthy. But then, under those circumstances, work is great too  (Funny Retirement Quotes) I’m very pleased to be here. Let’s face it, at my age I’m very pleased to be anywhere  (Funny Retirement Quotes)
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